Secret Agent Man:

"There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man"

-- Johnny Rivers

You may let out a collective sigh of relief. After a brief absence from the insane asylum that is the Blogword, I have returned! To all my faithful readers, I promise not to abandon you.

This blog will forever be a bulkhead against the clutches of Cuntzilla's bitchery, the shrill douchery of 24/7 gays who don't live in a real world, Mean Girls, Squishiness, and the general batshit craziness of others that permeates our arena.

Look for this blog to be more active in the new year. I have returned carrying a finger-gun. Who wants it?! ;)

On Being Human:

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." --Marcus Aurelius

I recently ventured out to hang with ordinary people who are NOT super hero tennis players possessing any perceivable special powers. Hmm... in a moment of weakness... I may have cracked a smile... or two.

Socializing with others in a non-competitive environment without being punch drunk on adrenaline was outside my comfort zone, but I survived without any battle scars.

This immersion into 'normalcy' was done purely out of scientific curiosity. I am now safely back home in the arena fighting cage.

Baby steps....