Pardon me if I am walking around with a certain swagger and a can of whoopass these days. I am obsessively working hard to put myself in the best possible position to win two upcoming tennis championships.
In three short weeks since acquiring new weaponry, the Head YOUTEK IG Speed 18x20, I have compiled a 11-3 record in doubles and 6-0 record in singles against the same fierce competition I'll face in a tournament. Everything is going according to plan.
With the New Orleans Fleur-dis-lis tournament in less than two weeks, I am set to debut as the #2 seed unless there is a major influx of last minute entries. In doubles, I am partnering with former blogger Jay who has Serena-like powerful serves and ground strokes. We won a USTA 3.5 doubles championship in Mississippi before and should be a formidable team again this tournament.
As part of my conditioning, I am working out with a personal trainer, a tennis coach, and playing five times a week. My focus is 100% on this tournament. WINNING IT ALL is my only goal. Anything less will be considered a major disappointment.
Just in case you were wondering what the hell I have been up to...