Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Don't EVER Piss Me Off:

Whispers were swirling around I am past my prime. Haters gleefully gossiped I have lost my "OOMPH". Since that fateful day of being benched in favor of a young and skinny Twink, I vowed REVENGE.

In the last six weeks, I focused all of my energy on getting back into fighting shape. Blood, sweat, and tears properly channeled rage and bitterness.

I am now physically, mentally, and attitudinally prepared to gain victories. Yes, Kevin M, I realize that "attitudinally" may not be a word. BLOW ME.

I am TENNIS GAWD and I will not hesitate firing lightning bolts to dispose of you.

RAWR!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Attitudinally" is a word. "Smash mouth," however, is questionable.

May 16, 2012  
Blogger Moby said...

*yawn*

May 16, 2012  
Blogger Jim said...

WOW!

A pic where you're not pursing your lips!

BTW... you look great!

May 16, 2012  
Blogger TED said...

I think "lightening bolts" are something you might hope to find at the Home Depot. Zeus hurled lightning.

May 17, 2012  
Blogger Blobby said...

blow you? sounds more like a proposition than a come back.....but it always does. ....it always does.

May 17, 2012  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

TED = KNOW IT ALL

May 17, 2012  
Blogger RG said...

I like the way you hold your stomach in, in that pic. And to echo Jim - finally a pic where you aren't doing "porn lips". LOL

I'd still do you though. And, you can stop holding your stomach in around me too!

May 18, 2012  

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