Don't EVER Piss Me Off:
Whispers were swirling around I am past my prime. Haters gleefully gossiped I have lost my "OOMPH". Since that fateful day of being benched in favor of a young and skinny Twink, I vowed REVENGE.
In the last six weeks, I focused all of my energy on getting back into fighting shape. Blood, sweat, and tears properly channeled rage and bitterness.
I am now physically, mentally, and attitudinally prepared to gain victories. Yes, Kevin M, I realize that "attitudinally" may not be a word. BLOW ME.
I am TENNIS GAWD and I will not hesitate firing lightning bolts to dispose of you.
In the last six weeks, I focused all of my energy on getting back into fighting shape. Blood, sweat, and tears properly channeled rage and bitterness.
I am now physically, mentally, and attitudinally prepared to gain victories. Yes, Kevin M, I realize that "attitudinally" may not be a word. BLOW ME.
I am TENNIS GAWD and I will not hesitate firing lightning bolts to dispose of you.




7 Comments:
"Attitudinally" is a word. "Smash mouth," however, is questionable.
*yawn*
WOW!
A pic where you're not pursing your lips!
BTW... you look great!
I think "lightening bolts" are something you might hope to find at the Home Depot. Zeus hurled lightning.
blow you? sounds more like a proposition than a come back.....but it always does. ....it always does.
TED = KNOW IT ALL
I like the way you hold your stomach in, in that pic. And to echo Jim - finally a pic where you aren't doing "porn lips". LOL
I'd still do you though. And, you can stop holding your stomach in around me too!
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