As you may already know, Alabama defeated LSU last night in the BCS National Championship game. Our offense and play calling were hapless. Les Miles, LSU's coach, stubbornly kept in Jordan Jefferson as quarterback. He should have replaced him with SMARTER Jarrett Lee, who can throw deep strikes and vertical passes.
I can smile that LSU won the SEC and finished with an impressive 13-1 record and #2 in the AP Poll. An achievement that basketball schools like Maryland and Tennessee (which has sucked for decades) can only envy.
Predictably, a ragtag group of haters had a field day writing on my Facebook wall:
Hahahaha!!! ROLL TIDE ALL OVER YOUR BELOVED TIGERS! GEAUX TIDE!!!
Reauxl Tide! LSU-zers!!
Ouch. What a humiliating loss. Embarrassed for you and the Tigers. Awful. War Eagle.
The way LSU got beat tonight, they're gonna have to change their mascot to Rhianna.
Do they have your tennis coach?
Do we need to put you on suicide watch yet?
Every one of these hateful commenters intended to inflict emotional pain. Little do they know I THRIVE on negative energy. When you knock me down, I dust off and get stronger. This is the way of the Sith. WE THRIVE ON CHALLENGES, CONFLICT, AND REVENGE.
So, as you haters gloat today over my misfortune... know that my head is still held high. If I had a choice to switch places with you losers, I wouldn't.
Their favorite football team records:
Average anal diameter gape:(KK and CB skewed data)
Average penis size:(not even LT could increase this stat to something respectable)
Average Squish factor:
Flaaaaaaming and fierce with lots of flare!
Average Athletic Ability:
Mama wrote notes to exclude them from physical education