Goodbye Losers:
I am officially saying "goodbye" to mating sites like MH, Grindr and Scruff. My recent job promotion has kept me too busy to keep in touch with all the twinks with flare, cheating partners, fakes, con-artists, and losers nobody wants.Being told I have beautiful eyes brightened my day for ohhhh... the first 1,000,000 times. Now, YAWN. In the end, my future husband... THE ONE... never found me. I no longer hold on to the fantasy that he even exists.
The truth of the matter is that the perfect person for me is ME! I can't cheat on me, use me, tirelessly argue with me, or endlessly annoy me. It all makes sense. I LOVE myself more than any man possibly can.
Which is fine, because I don't need a man. Men are bastards. They lie, cheat, get bored, and always selfishly pursue their own interests at the expense of all others.
By removing myself from online dating sites, I can start a new relationship with the one person who has always been there... ME! Can you think of a couple more deserving of each other? I can't! :)
Now, if you excuse me I need to check in with my other half to let them know I'll be home late tonight. I have an aggressive and sweaty engagement lined up with my mistress (TENNIS).
Ring. Ring. "Hello? Hey, you handsome scruffilicious husbear! I'm gonna be home late tonight. Yeah... tennis again. Is that okay? GREAT. You are the best! I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Happily Ever After. Don't be jealous! ;)
posted by Brettcajun at Thursday, January 19, 2012
22 Comments:
First off, you do have beautiful eyes. But you make me realize there is no hope for me if you can't find a partner, I never will.
You know what they say: "The right one finds you when you stop looking for the right one". I'm sure you'll be fine.
Given your shitty attitude about men and a belief that all men are bastards, it's probably for the best. If you are out there looking with the idea that all you are going to find is bad, then odds are you probably will attract bad. You have to let go of negativity and be hopeful in order to attract good people.
Perhaps you are doing yourself a favor. By concentrating on you, perhaps you will find happiness in yourself and who you are as a person. Once you do that, then perhaps someone who will love and be faithful to you will come into your life.
Best of luck with the relationship you have with yourself. Even Carrie Bradshaw said the most significant relationship we have is the one we have with ourselves!
What on earth were you doing on Grindr? Everyone in the room knows that you're really a hunk of cub that's looking for a big ol' Daddy bear and you're not going to find that on Grindr. Small wonder you're bitter.
You're right. Men are bastards. Perhaps you should try out women for a change? With your looks it would be a piece of cake.
Maybe you need time off from husband shopping and put Brett first. I do have to agree with the 1,000,000 and1 time you do have beautiful eyes.
Brett, I do know this time period may behard for you, but take it nice and slow. "Relax" as Frankie once said. when the time is right you may find the love of your life.
Hope you the very best.
Hugs
Ray
Oh honey - those aren't "dating" sites. And no one believes for a second that you cannot not annoy you. :)
You forgot to mention twinks with sculpted eyebrows!
I was in a partnership for 22 years and it wasn't a happy ride all the time. Now, two years after my partner's passing, I'm NOT looking for a husband anymore.
I've learn to be my own best friend, my own mother and father, my own confident and supporter.
I'm only looking for buddies, companions, "camarades", compadre... men and women with whom I'll share many different experiences from playing tennis to having sex!
Nobody can make me happy but myself. And I expect nothing more from my friends than being comfortable with who they are and not afraid to express their thoughts freely with me even if they may hurt me. If so we'll discuss the issue. And for those who can't, well I wish them the best and may they find the people that will fit with them.
The key is to keep an open mind!
Hugs
Jon
p.s. I'm the 2,000,000th one to tell you you've got really really really beautiful eyes... and nose... and lips... and.....! ;)
Disregard (fe)males, acquire currency.
When you give it all up, you can have it all!!!!
When you get back on those sites in three or four weeks, can we count on you to report that, too?
"Which is fine, because I don't need a man."
Then why you looking so hard?
Men are bastards. They lie, cheat, get bored, and always selfishly pursue their own interests at the expense of all others."
Like dancing shirtless in bars, allowing strangers to molest you in front of "bastard man" date?
There's no free pass. You're lying to yourself & us. YOU have to put out there what you want back from the relationship. It's not the quality of the men your meeting, it's the quality of the relationships you're grooming. I mean c'mon, if you really dated yourself - would you put up with the bullshit you've given other men?
I give it 3 weeks!
I sent you a picture of yourself that I found among a group of women who were getting f***ed by horses. You never replied.
Is this something normal in southern states? Or was this just a family website?
You haven't met me yet... screw that not coming home to your husband to play tennis, I'd be out there playing with you. Maybe that's the problem you need to find someone in the tennis club, before you Sith annihilate them
Sweetie maybe you are aiming too high. The gay world is chopped full of 6s looking for 10s. Why not seek out a nice 8 or even a 7 and you may actually find some who will actually appreciate you.
Heheh you are too funny :)
I feel sorry for your hand, because it's gonna get real sick and tired of your shit.
Oh don't listen to those queens spouting off their fairy tales about "being positive will bring you a man and great things!". It's all a crock of horse shit.
I no longer believe the "Mr. Right is out their for everyone". It's just a bunch of lies friends in relationships say to their single friends because they don't know what else to say to the "catch" in front of them.
I met a great guy on a dating site and we've been happy for five years now. We don't argue or embarrass each other and we both are doing great in a careers. Maybe not being able to find a man has something to do with you and not with them (meant in the most polite way possible).
M'sieur, i think you should stick to your decision. The old saying about loving yourself. 99.1 % of male interests are not worth the gas to drive to a date. I am enjoying life without the drama of a partner. After a 21 year relationship which ended when the grass was greener for him in some other pasture. He's still looking for mr. right by hooking up with mr. right-nows...a debauched number of them to be exact. I have instead chosen to NEVER hook up and keep my reputation. Few men can commit to thinking with heart and brain, instead of their unscrupulous penis. I am loving myself faithfully and unconditionally; so good for you, Brett. And even though you have beautiful eyes, i'd much rather hear you laugh. Au revoir.
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