Yes, I DID give this Christmas present to every office worker today. What can they do? They can still backstab, but I have taken away "Germ Warfare" from their arsenal of weapons to be used against me. :)
Umm... the overuse of antiseptic hand gels, etc, will only put the selective pressure on germs which you can mostly handle, and will lead to creation of superbugs.
I live on Purell during the winter. The first thing I do when I get off the subway, is squirt some of that stuff in my hands as I walk to work. Do you know how NASTY subway surfaces are? Eeeeeeeeeew.
Of course, having the job that I have, I wash my hands at least 50-60 times a day. Not kidding.
Just when I think you couldn't get any tackier.... you prove yourself more resourceful than I imagined. I have to give you credit for always, always finding new depths to which you can sink. You would need surgical extraction techniques if I had been one of the recipients of that gift.
If you're so damned worried about germs, then just use the stuff yourself constantly after you touch anything.
You know that hand sanitizer just kills all of the weak germs and leaves behind the really strong germs - overuse of hand sanitizer will lead to resistant superbugs. What works best is the old fashioned washing of hands with soap - nothing better!
As for the social comment of giving someone hand sanitizer as a gift - well I don't even know what to say about that.
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Merry ho ho ho Christmas, BC! Big hugs (with or without the gel).
Umm... the overuse of antiseptic hand gels, etc, will only put the selective pressure on germs which you can mostly handle, and will lead to creation of superbugs.
Man - the wedding gift these guys are going to get you is going to SUCK!
I live on Purell during the winter. The first thing I do when I get off the subway, is squirt some of that stuff in my hands as I walk to work. Do you know how NASTY subway surfaces are? Eeeeeeeeeew.
Of course, having the job that I have, I wash my hands at least 50-60 times a day. Not kidding.
That is an awesome office gift idea. You give them something useful while letting them know you think they are dirty. I love it!
I think I would have secretly poured out all the Purell and replaced it with something more... fun. Like super glue.
Just when I think you couldn't get any tackier.... you prove yourself more resourceful than I imagined. I have to give you credit for always, always finding new depths to which you can sink. You would need surgical extraction techniques if I had been one of the recipients of that gift.
If you're so damned worried about germs, then just use the stuff yourself constantly after you touch anything.
Merry Christmas, Brett!
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You know that hand sanitizer just kills all of the weak germs and leaves behind the really strong germs - overuse of hand sanitizer will lead to resistant superbugs. What works best is the old fashioned washing of hands with soap - nothing better!
As for the social comment of giving someone hand sanitizer as a gift - well I don't even know what to say about that.
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