Le Retour à la Raison:
Something went wrong
I made a deal with the devil for an empty I.O.U.
Been to hell and back,
but an angel was looking through
It was you, yeah, you
It's all because of you
You are the reason
You are the reason I wake up every day
And sleep through the night
You are the reason, the reason
Celine Dion -- "The Reason"
I am done listening to heart wrenching LOVE songs from Celine Dion. Blech! GAG. Ack! Love is a fantasy. It does not exist.
While it is true that relationships are hard work, it shouldn't be this tough. I'm a catch (ahem... pitcher). I shouldn't have to work this hard for another's affections. It is the same teenage girl role I have starred many times before in a Lifetime Original Movie. STOP TYPECASTING ME!!!
There is only one entity responsible for this... my namby pamby HEART. It has failed and embarrassed me for the last goddamn time. So, I have thrown it into a locked bird cage where it can ETERNALLY ROT for all I care.
The EGO is back in charge. GOD. HELP. YOU. ALL.
For your own safety, I suggest you leave the premises immediately. Molly, you in danger girl."
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, December 12, 2011
7 Comments:
If you want a relationship why don't you change and work at it, you sound like if I don't get my way then F it. Relationships take two people to work, If your ego is bigger than what the other person can handle then you might need to sit back and relfex on why your relationships don't work......
While I whole-heartedly support anyone pitching out Celine Dion music, I just as whole-heartedly believe in love. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
I suspect part of your problem is focusing too much on what you will and won't do. I find it interesting that your made a very concerted effort to let everyone know you are a "pitcher". I also think it's interesting that you constantly reference your ego, as if your ego is the one thing you count on as a good partner in crime.
If you want a good, lasting, real relationship...be the kind of guy you would want to be in a relationship with. Be someone who has heart. Who loves a man who he is and what he is. Don't get focused on hot bodies and power bottoms and great sex. Yeah...that stuff is great for the short term. But, put out what you are wanting in return. A man who is willing to commit for the long haul.
T.H.E.R.A.P.Y.
There is nothing more nauseating than a single person who obsesses over being single, not finding the right person, being ready but in such a fucking tizzy when this mythical perfect person doesn't just materialize because you want or think you deserve a relationship. It's probably not a stretch to say you would be a nightmare boyfriend. Your self-important drama-filled tirades are exhausting. No sane healthy person will ever tolerate your insecure and childish behavior. Lose the pathetic stench of desperation that you emit from every pore of your body and perhaps someone will see beyond the dull exterior and give you a chance to prove you are(nt) THAT bad.
I think Anonymous has the hots for you.
"pitcher"? oh that's good.
the rest of the rant is typical you.
you do realize the one constant in every one of your failed relationships is ... you?
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