Le Retour à la Raison:
Something went wrong
I made a deal with the devil for an empty I.O.U.
Been to hell and back,
but an angel was looking through
It was you, yeah, you
It's all because of you
You are the reason
You are the reason I wake up every day
And sleep through the night
You are the reason, the reason
Celine Dion -- "The Reason"
I am done listening to heart wrenching LOVE songs from Celine Dion. Blech! GAG. Ack! Love is a fantasy. It does not exist.
While it is true that relationships are hard work, it shouldn't be this tough. I'm a catch (ahem... pitcher). I shouldn't have to work this hard for another's affections. It is the same teenage girl role I have starred many times before in a Lifetime Original Movie. STOP TYPECASTING ME!!!
There is only one entity responsible for this... my namby pamby HEART. It has failed and embarrassed me for the last goddamn time. So, I have thrown it into a locked bird cage where it can ETERNALLY ROT for all I care.
The EGO is back in charge. GOD. HELP. YOU. ALL.
For your own safety, I suggest you leave the premises immediately. Molly, you in danger girl."