HAPPINESS IS...
1. Hiding your hands under a blanket so the little mongrel won't bite them AGAIN.
2. Catching a whiff of something foul and searching your home for little presents left behind.
3. Constantly refilling a water bowl only to wipe up a flood of puppy pee (biblical proportions) for the umpteenth goddamn time. Grr...
4. Watching the little bastard sleep so you can refrain from the first three things for at least seven good hours.
posted by Brettcajun at Sunday, July 24, 2011
9 Comments:
Yes, but think of all the compensations, Brett - which I'm sure you do. In this pic she looks positively POSSESSED! Must be the scampish mood she's been caught in, with you teasing her.
it's not only happiness.. it's love for something you care about. I know the whole thing as well.
Happiness is someone loveling you uncoditinal and over looking those mistakes they made. I love my dog the same way.
Hugs
Ray
Put it in a kennel for a few days and pick it up just before the relatives get back.
What's the dog gonna do, TELL?
She's a puppy. Not a fully trained dog. Give her a break. When you were that age, you were dropping deuces your mom had to clean up.
I bet you bit too. Brett learned much later in life: "watch the teeth!"
Are you trying to tell us the puppy already has picked up some of your bad habits?
I thought you had blown out to the North Atlantic. But no your still pampering that pup. Be nice Brett.
Start training this little pup. Remember when you had to be trained? LOL
I honestly don't know how that cute puppy puts up with all your messes in the house!
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