Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Under House Arrest:


There lies my Heart. Imprisoned. Tortured. It hasn't seen the light of day in many moons. The coup d'état took place approximately two years ago. On one fateful day, the Ego could not take it anymore. He flung the mamby pamby Heart into a cold and empty jail cell. "I'M IN CHARGE NOW!" And the rest is history...

The Heart still beats (rots) in a dark and damp cell. It's fed a ration of bread and water... only enough to survive. For kicks, the Ego likes water boarding him. It's a nice way of letting the Heart know exactly who is in charge. Hey, if it toughens him up a little... then a primary goal is achieved!

One day, a Champion will rise up to challenge and TAKE DOWN the Ego. It will take an asswhooping of epic proportions. When the Ego cries for mercy, the Champion must slay it! It will be worth it. The long suffering Heart will escape it's cruel imprisonment to see blue skies and abundant sunshine once again. AMEN. :)

Word to the Brave: Good luck. The battlefield is littered with dead bodies.

7 Comments:

Blogger Brent said...

The Ego locked away that wonderful heart, but it also means the Ego, if it thinks it's strong enough and can handle it, could actually unlock the heart, freeing it, combining with it, and being stronger with it.

Do it...unlock it from within!

May 18, 2011  
Anonymous RawForReal said...

Brett, I hear ya. Loud & Clear!

May 18, 2011  
Blogger RG said...

You? Wrestle with The Ego? Is it a caged match? Is it going to be on PPV? I'd watch that!

May 19, 2011  
Blogger none said...

watching you from St. tammany parish.

You are looking good.

May 19, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meh.
Too much trouble; too much drama. I'll pass.

May 20, 2011  
Blogger Blobby said...

I think the heart is a victim Stockholm Syndrome.

May 20, 2011  
Blogger WranglerMan said...

We must meet! I'll wrestle you down to get to your heart. You've been chained up too long, though we could have some fun with chains! ;)

May 20, 2011  

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