IML - Sinfully Delicious!

I have returned relatively unscathed from my first trip to IML. I didn't know what to expect. Maw Maw had me convinced it was an old leathery queen event brimming with STD's. "All it takes is one lick to get anal warts!" Mm Hmm. You can justify your crazy cat lady life all you want Debbie Downer, but you ain't deterring me!

Staying at the Hyatt (host hotel) provided PLENTY of opportunity for mischief. All you have to do is launch Grindr and you can have all the sex your slab or pucker hole can take. Sling parties in private rooms were readily available and advertised on various social networking sites.

It was common to not even leave the confines of the host hotel or go to any of the leather contest events. That's what I did with a couple (Chris and Chris) from KY. We had fun just roaming the Leather Mart and hotel lobby bar each and every day people watching. They are the sweetest couple and are quickly becoming best buds!

This is Joe -- a cool friend of Chris and Chris. He has an adorable personality. It was a pleasure to hang with him and the Chris couple.

IML is full of HOT GUYS with muscle and scruff. So many look like porn stars. Like Brad McGuire from Treasure Island for example. He was very personable and said "Hi" each and every time I passed.

On trips such as these, it is always good to meet other bloggers if nothing more than to prove you are the sanest of the bunch. The following bloggers were sweet and socially adept functioning human beings:

Chris from Wild Cuddler is a GIANT. I am not this goddamn short!!! Arggh. There was a time at IML where my iPhone violently vibrated non-stop. Everyone under the sun was suddenly texting me! I tried in vain to ignore my vibrating iPhone, but I couldn't stand it. I... I had to look! What if someone died? Chris threatened to take my iPhone away and smash it if I dared look at it again. GULP!

I also had the pleasure of meeting J.P. from Life is Such a Sweet Insanity at the Leather Mart. J.P. is a sweet guy.

I did BRIEFLY see a popular CINCY couple (Brian and Donald), a Louisville power couple (Bill and Chad), and wild Ricky almost every single day. We hardly got to spend much time together. We hugged, kissed, and quickly went on our merry ways. I didn't take it personally considering all the madness going around.

On Monday night, I went to my only IML Event "The Black and Blue Ball". I had lots of fun dancing with my friend MP. It was nice to hear club music with singing instead of just repetitive dance beats. Being picked up on the dance floor and french kissed by muscly Brian is still fondly remembered! ;) The guys that attended this were circuit boys who had the BEST BODIES. YUM! :P

Special thanks to Kevin for loaning me a cool leather cop uniform, belts and a vest. I received a lot of compliments from the cop uniform. Hmm... can I buy this from you Kevin since it fits me so well?

WILL I GO BACK TO IML NEXT YEAR? HELL YES!!! LOADS OF FUN!!! :)