The Book of Brett: Truth about Pakastanis

The Pakistani military establishment and government officials are two-timing whores. Screw morals! They don't give a damn about anything but taking money from U.S. taxpayers, Iran, AND Al Qaeda. We give them billions of dollars annually while they harbor terrorists, blow up a hotel in Mumbai, and pretend to hunt down Al Qaeda while secretly hiding Osama Bin Laden.

Whenever you see a Pakistani diplomat, you should point your finger at them and shout "WHORE!"