GAGA: New Orleans
On a whim, I plucked down megabucks on StubHub! to see Lady Gaga. I went with my events bud Chris. We have gone to LSU football, New Orleans Saints, and Hornets games together. This was our first concert.I am mentally prepared for you gay hyenas to question my manliness. I can hear you hissssing, "Ohhh... you are sooooo butch... why would YOU go to see Lady Gaga?" Mmmhmmm. Unlike y'all, my life is not dedicated to the fantasy of being a female pop star. I like my dick. Anyways...
The opening act was Semi Precious Weapons. A good comparison with the lead singer could be made with Dead or Alive's Pete Burns. I giggled thinking how my family would react to seeing this flaaaaaaaming lead singer dress in sparkly heels and panty hose with no underwear. They would have said, "Well, ain't this some shit!" LOL.
Lady Gaga was phenomenal. She was like an aerobics instructor demanding her audience jump up and down and move our arms around. If we weren't moving them strong enough, she fussed! I admired her bossiness.
Gaga sang every song live. I appreciated hearing her talk to the audience a lot. It was nice to hear her praise "New Orleans" and "Louisiana" so many times. Yep, we are the coolest! :)
Lady Gaga did take a stand on gay rights throughout the night. She pretty much said she didn't believe the Bible was correct to condemn homosexuality. No one gasped. We all cheered.
What I like about Lady Gaga the most was the therapy she administered. She urged us to accept that we can do anything we set our minds to. That we should forget about the past and not let it hold us back.
During the concert, I finally understood Lady Gaga's song "Teeth" (Show Me Your Teeth). Apparently, it means show me what you got... show me your excellence... show me your brilliance. Now I get it!
On a related note, I was informed that Cuntzilla
Jimbo as Cuntzilla (note his TEETH):
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, April 11, 2011
8 Comments:
Sounds like a great concert. I'm not a raging fan of hers... I kind of blew my load on blonde fame whores with Madonna in the 80s... but I respect that she is brilliant in her marketing... and that she uses her fame to try to make a difference, given the huge audience that she has. She also seems to be more talented musically.
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I love Gaga... I saw her here in Richmond when she only had 3 #1 songs to her credit...hugz!!
Has any questioned your maliness? No! Your taste and over use of hair coloring products, maybe!
Did Your Squishiness tear up at the depth of her message? I'm glad you had someone there to hold you.
I glad you had a good time.
That was a tampon?!?! OHHHH... I thought you were extinguishing your cigarette in cuntzilla?
I am mentally prepared for you gay hyenas to question my manliness....
Of course you are, that's why you had to lead off w/you go to see football games.
Oh, no one gasped at her gay stance? At a concert that was 87% homos? SHOCKING!
You like your dick? Good. I bet Gaga likes hers too.
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