DC Scruff Commission:
SNIFF. I feel as if I have been tarred and feathered. Some damn Yankee organization called the DC Scruff Commission launched an investigation into my beard. It was a conspiracy waged against a good, kind, and humble soul. As you can see, I DO have sprinkles of silver in my beard. So what? I will be 41 goddamn years old next month. I am supposed to have some gray hair.
Ya know, it's always someone kooky stirring up the sheeeeet. I think we southerners should launch a witch-hunt investigation against the leader of this willy nilly DC Scruff Commission. I hear he worships Stevie Nicks, a known witch, and once dressed up like a goddamn woman! Ain't that some sheeeeeet?!
Now if you don't mind, I've got a tennis tournament to worry about. The first fag that goes "Really?! Really?!" after every missed shot is gonna get their ass whooped... BY ME. Grrr..
I'll be sporting new Sue Sylvester "Super Dyke" Battle Armor. (pictured below) How menancing you look counts for 50% of your on court skills.
posted by Brettcajun at Thursday, April 14, 2011
13 Comments:
Should that be "Sprinkles of grey, Bitches..." or does it stand at "Sprinkles of Grey Bitches..." or perhaps even "Sprinkles of Gay Bitches". God, the opportunities are endless. Don't you DARE color a thing.
A top prioity of gay men should be to age gracefully. imho.
I stopped dying my hair long ago... never did my beard. Accept the things that you cannot change... blah blah blah...
U r and will always be my dad, love u
I would have thought the Prejean swagger would have warrented a seeded entry. WTF with dat?
D@vid is hot.
That's 41derful.
Wear it with pride.
:)
Really? REALLY? :)
Listen, I was dying to go grey. You've seen my lack of hair. While I don't mind being hair-challenged, I'm very happy and proud of my grey.
Really? Really? bwaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Embrace your gray bee-otch! I've got a silver daddy thing going on with my beard and hair. Okay, silver daddy light....
Does momma still lay out all your clothes? Show no mercy. Stomp em hard.
Of course, you considered that everyone would expect some of the grey by now, so in your dastardly smart ways you dyed portions of your hair and left the sprinkles to give you that reflect in low light daddy signal whilst maintaining the bulk colour for the rest...
You were pretty intense yet peaked a little early... at least you made to second day in Singles...
The grey whiskers can easily be faked with a touch of whiteout.
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