Cuntzilla: Before the Glamor
You may have stumbled upon a witch's prophecy foretelling of Cuntzilla's Rise. Cuntzilla was NOT transformed instantly into a beautiful and powerful woman. To suggest so is heresy!
As you'll learn in future chapters of "The Book of Brett", Cuntzilla will face an uphill battle in her silly quest to be an icky sugary pop princess. One fateful day, a fairy will wave a magic wand and chant, "No longer will you be a pig in a bar, become that who you are!"
Instantly,
Cuntzilla will eventually meet a powerful 200 year old Master
Cuntzilla bides her time and takes the abuse until a dark period known as "The Bloody Insurrection" takes place. This is when Cuntzilla discovers her secret powers.
Stay tuned... it's an exciting tale with bite!
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, April 05, 2011
7 Comments:
May I recommend throwing Jimbo in a "cucumber melon" scented pool?
Is THIS what they do out there on the farm? In the middle of nowhere? Where nobody can see? Shame on you country boys.
I don't get you anymore. I am officially "over" you.
Have you been smoking my weed again?
Cuntzilla is the story of a bitchy gay man (Jimbo)... morphing into an icky super pop star. As foretold in
"The Book of Brett", it will happen in the future.
You seem very playful and fun to hang out with :)
I'm pretty sure you're inserting that tampon backwards, the string should be hanging out.
Could a cross-threaded tampon be the source of cuntzilla's distress?
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