RUN B*TCHES! SHE'S COMING!!!
What have I done?! The Prophecy from "The Book of Brett" has come true. Cuntzilla has risen. She's a man-eater and she ain't putting up with our shit. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO MEN. She's coming for us all! We must cotton ball the Washington Monument before the Potomac flows a sea of red!
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, March 30, 2011
4 Comments:
You really are priceless, Brett. But if I'm wrong how much do you charge? ;-)
I am not entrepreneurial. It skipped a generation. You can have me for free. You just have to cook, clean, and tuck me in each night. I'm low maintenance. ;)
I'm no way a cook but I CAN clean and it would be a privilege to tuck you in for as many nights as you wish. Now 'scuse me while I try to stop my heart palpitations about your offer for having you for free!
Brett, you are priceless like Raybeard said, but I do like the idea of you being free. ;-)
Thanks for dropping by the Closet the other day and btw, I can cook!!!!!
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