RUN B*TCHES! SHE'S COMING!!!
What have I done?! The Prophecy from "The Book of Brett" has come true. Cuntzilla has risen. She's a man-eater and she ain't putting up with our shit. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO MEN. She's coming for us all! We must cotton ball the Washington Monument before the Potomac flows a sea of red!