The Book of Brett: Salvation
Do you want to improve your sorry lot in life? Do you thirst for true happiness? The Book of Brett can give you purpose and guide you to a better life!Without further adieu...
Negative outcomes have negative consequences. If you play your heart out and still lose, you have defiled your Lord and Savior! A just punishment is an early 5:30am gym workout. Puking from that workout is an acceptable penance... and... is really the only way to receive salvation. THE MEEK SHALL NOT INHERIT THE EARTH!This is word from the "Book of Brett". Thanks be to Brett. Amen.
posted by Brettcajun at Friday, March 25, 2011
9 Comments:
All my weekeday workouts are at 05:30, yet while it could be argued I'm a "loser", I never see the pre-dawn gym vist as a punishment.....or a vomitorium.
However, when it comes to salvation.....maybe.
Your world confuses me!
:-/
Most Merciful Brett, whose very nature it is to have compassion on us and to forgive us, do not look upon our sins but upon our trust which we place in Your infinite goodness. Receive us all into the abode of Your Most Compassionate Heart, and never let us escape from It. We beg this of You by Your love which unites You to the Father and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Jay,
If you're referring to compassion and forgiveness I think you have the wrong Brett.
Kevin:
Jay witnessed a MIRACLE in Biloxi, MS on January 22, 2011. He has converted to Brettism ever since.
Jay's world confuses me too!
Jimmy and Kevin, I have seen the light and it is bright. Brettism is a stronger religion and belief system. Sometimes you have to give yourself over to a "higher" power...even if that higher power is an elf that lives in a tree and bakes cookies...
So when do we get to see your might staff?
Just another example of how religion has corrupt the masses.
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