Adele is a Cunning General

The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him.
- Sun Tzu

The War Machine was running smoothly until I made a tragic misstep in listening to Adele's "Someone Like You". It was like a torpedo penetrating and ripping out my tough exterior ... exposing my beating heart.

YES, I do have a heart. I often pretend it doesn't exist. The truth is that it has been locked away and imprisoned under house arrest. You can't wage war with something so WEAK.

The beauty of Adele's voice grinds me to a halt. I am reminded that I am not a terminator hellbent on destroying mankind. I'm a mamby pamby human with frail weaknesses called "emotions".

Adele, you are a bitch cunt from hell!