Deviance from Norm:

Did y'all have a good weekend? I sure did. I packed up my pups and made a weekend road trip to Houston, Tx for the Robyn concert. You'd be surprised how many straight AND gay folks do not know who Robyn is. It's quite scandalous.

I had a good 'ole time merrily eating, drinking, and making mischief. It was so unlike me to let go and not worry about the next tennis match or gym workout. I actually felt joy and happiness occurring naturally in a non-competitive environment. How is this possible?!

Robyn had two opening acts. Natalie Kills and The Diamond Rings. Natalie Kills was a sexy kitten clad in leather with two female backup dancers. She had a Lady Gaga sound to her. The Diamond Rings was a one man band that sounded Depeche Modish. I enjoyed them both.

By the time Robyn came on stage, I had a good beer buzz going. She opened with "Time Machine", a song fresh off her new album. It was a cathartic experience seeing her live. Robyn dances soooo slutty. Criminal intent? It was a treat to see her rock the house with great vocals and an unlimited burst of energy.

I drunk texted Jimbo concert pics/vids. He promptly scolded me to enjoy the concert and put down the iPhone. What a dick. If a fairy does grant Jimbo his lifelong wish to be a female pop star, I hope he is instantly transported to a stage only to turn around and see "Cuntzilla" as his Pop Star name. Grrr...

Anyway, I had a great weekend hanging with buds and being human-like. I learned several lessons: Alcoholics and Squishies are people too, Happiness can exist outside of a tennis court, and it IS possible to eat (and dip) chicken nuggets with two dogs on your lap while driving. Ahem.