The Book of Brett
In an effort to improve humanity, I will be dispencing valuable universal truths. From time to time, you'll see wisdom referenced from "The Book of Brett".
It is proper, customary, and expected to reply with the following refrain: "THANKS BE TO BRETT. AMEN!" Failure to do so will get you sucker punched in the cunt. Ahem.
Without further adieu...
1."Losing is for Losers. Winning is intoxicating. If you are playing just to have fun, you are squishy, wimpy, and not very athletic."
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, February 23, 2011
9 Comments:
Can we call the new religion "Assholism"?
THANKS BE TO BRETT. AMEN!"
Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
But those that never win and never quit are losers!
@CowboyinBRLA
Sure, you can call my new religion "Assholism" if I can refer to your heresy as "Pussism".
The Book of Brett strongly condemns Pussism. That and other amazing revelations will be revealed in the near future.
BTW -- According to the Urban Dictionary, Pussism is "the belief that the Vagina should be respected and appreciated, as well as the female body in general." So fitting wouldn't you say? ;)
Thanks be to Brett! AHEM!
How does one enroll in the altar boy program?
There IS a risk of molestation. I'll need you to sign waivers and prove that you are over 18.
Sorry but that is fucking lame. I play softball our team is good, but if we lose we don't care we had fun. So this means were wankers? Your kinda weird.
Oh good Lord!
@Joe The Book of Brett is not for the Meek.
Does this book come on Kindle or audiobook as read by the author? Or maybe by someone else who has a more manly voice?
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