The Art of Soaking Cork
Ohhhh yeah... keep going baby... don't stop... that's it... all the way down... awww Gawd... awww Gawd... YES... YES... YES!!! HELL YES!!! THE LORD IS MY SAVIOR! Whew. Good boy. (pats Jimbo on the head)
Sorry about that. I had to relieve some tension. How in the hell are y'all doing? I'm good. Well, actually I've been bad. After a five month absence, I have returned to revisit my wicked past. Yup. I have been spending time in the bars with people half my age.
At age 40, I am "Daddy" to the twenty something year old set. I remember when I was in my 20's. I didn't date people my own age . My loins yearned for older "Daddy" types. Now that I am 40, I enjoy the perks of being on the other side of the equation. It's kinda fun and makes me feel younger! Next thing you know, I'll be driving around in a convertible. LOL.
Do you know a pet peeve of mine? Us older gays are not doing enough to mentor those twenty
something year olds in the art of cork soaking. There is a whole generation of young gays who either do not know how to properly soak cork or do it only sparingly. You could have the meatiest Slab, and it goes unappreciated. SIGH.I blame our culture of immediate gratification. Call me old fashioned, but how about a little foreplay? We are brainwashing our young ones to focus more on quantity and less on quality. I'm sorry, but dropping your trousers and wanting me to "put it in!" ain't cool. We MUST educate our twinks before cork soaking becomes a lost art.
On a completely different note, how many of you launch Grindr just to giggle at the funniest user pics? I do. If I were to pick Baton Rouge's most hilarious Grindr user, IT would be this:
WTF?! WHAT IS IT?! MALE OR FEMALE? I'M SKEERED!
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, February 01, 2011
10 Comments:
I couldn't agree with you more about the young 'uns and their need for "instant gratification." Whatever happened to the (apparently) lost art of Seduction?
whatever he or she is, I have a feeling she or he is no stranger to soaking cork
Ditto on Wham, Bam, thank you ma'am... Something to be said for savoring your blessings...
Oh yeah, so how was Trixy?
It take practice to become a great cork soaker. Seriously - you probably weren't that good at it when you started out, but after YEARS, and YEARS of practice I'm sure you've gotten a bit of technique down!
Give the young lads a chance - pick one one to mentor and make him practice over and over and over again until he walks into a room and people say, "Now, THAT'S a Cork Soaker!"
I have trophies - I from whence I speak!
I've never heard that phrase before so I had to do a little research.
CORK SOAKER
1.It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an Italian or Spanish accent.
"I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!"
2. A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."
"That cork soaker just hit my car."
3. A chick who is on the rag...
"We didn't get busy last night because she's a total cork soaker."
Must be a Southerner thing.
BINGO JEFF! I didn't want to be too explicit in my blog post. LOL.
Oh geez that pic is wrong in about 18 ways...
As I am about the same age as you, and recently married to a great guy, I cant relate to the young pups; when I was 20 and coming out, I had a thing for mid 40s guys in suits. Now I am in my 40s and still have a thing for mid 40s guys in suits; is that maturity or just lack of evolving??
I remember the first time I got called "daddy." I was shocked and insulted. Then this really adorable cub called me papa bear and it was all downhill from there.
Getting called "Daddy" was a shock to me. I didn't like it. At all.
I like 'bear' even less. I just don't think I am one.
But the young ones. Oy. I was in JRs in DC a few years ago and I made some comment to a "kid" (though he looked way older) about David Cassiday. He goes 'who?'.
I said, you know from 'The Partridge Family'? He goes, 'who?'.
I finished my beer and walked out the door.
Yeah you better compare a bj from me as being closer to God cuz it is.
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