She's baaaaaack!
Queue the Twilight Zone soundtrack. As much as I love a good fight with an extraterrestial with plucked eyebrows, I am choosing to BLOCK and diss on the blog.
YES... I LOVE SEX like Jane Fonda loves smoking pot. With my furry ears and manly nose hair, I am built for good sex. Boink. Boink. Boink. YES! YES! YES!
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, November 01, 2010
13 Comments:
And don't forget about how flexible you are! Not everyone can get their knees behind their shoulders!
Dude, you HAVE to come up with a better analogy than that!
If he's 24, I'm going to start claiming 35 this very moment.
I wouldn't fuck that if it were str8! ewwww!
more importantly,
how did you take the screenshot?
187.9 miles away. Hmmm. Pity it isn't to the south.
I'm not familiar with grindr, but is his name Wow or Beze? And how come as Wow, it says he's offline? Did you initiate the contact with him? Brett and Beze, sitting in a tree......
Even if you WERE attracted to him - it would never work. Both your noses would get in the way.
To take a screenshot, you hold down the Power Button at the top and then press the middle circular button at the bottom of your iPhone.
Hot body, handsome, face and flexable; where does the fantasy end.
Do you still use the aol address attached to your profile?
Yessss.... my email is brettcajun@aol.com
why would you put this person's picture on your blog...how do you think he would feel about this?
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