Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I HATE Eyebrow Pluckers

Anyone that knows me can vouch that I get along with just about everybody. However, I have a ZERO TOLERENCE for bullies, moochers, or eyebrow plucking queens.

This particuliar Grindr QUEEN (pictured above) was pissed that I ignored her messages. She hissed, "Damn dude R U that much of a stuck up bitch?"

I thought... WTF?! Nothing pisses me off more than some nellie queen trying to cop an attitude with me. I should have ignored the message, but I AM a hotblooded Cajun.

"Beze" then messages me something full of grammatical errors: "Your just stuck up becouse u think your so hot an that ego a look is all u have an no personality to go with it look fade personality don't." Plucked-Eyebrownics?

My internal temperature gauge began to boil to RAGIN CAJUN. I wrote back, "Do you do Drag? If you want to attract someone 'manly', perhaps you should reconsider plucking your eyebrows".

The bitch-cunt-from-hell then asks if I strip and says I look fake enough to do porn! OH, BITCH... THE GLOVES ARE OFF!!!

28 Comments:

Blogger DanNation said...

Does this mean the closest gay to you is 188 miles away? I guess I'm used to San Francisco where it is 188 feet.

How's it going, Brettcajun?

October 26, 2010  
Blogger S said...

Yeah, I know what you mean. Some of those girls can be such bitches.

October 26, 2010  
Anonymous Kevin M said...

My question is, why don't you just block the idiot and be done with him?

You KNOW you're never going to win him over - he's always going to dislike/hate/resent you - so you can't "win" - all you can do is elevate the blood pressure.

Block, Ignore, Move on. It really is that simple.

October 26, 2010  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

I'll be damned if some Nellie squishy queen is gonna pop off on me like that. I'm gonna whoop his cunty bitch ass! Grrr...

October 26, 2010  
Blogger Brent said...

Wow, too much testosterone today... just let it go.. You are way prettier after all.

October 26, 2010  
Blogger keeprnla said...

Don't really get the pluckers. I'm laughing at how pissed off you got, that I get. Do you really feel bullied by this kid? Look at him, of the two of you which one has been and is going to continue to be harassed. Give the little plucker a break.

October 26, 2010  
Blogger RG said...

You fell for it - he got a rise out of you. Pick your battles - an overly-tweezed eyebrow queen, is hardly worth the trouble. Block, ignore and go trick with someone who isn't a dick.

October 26, 2010  
Blogger A Lewis said...

I like that "Not looking for hookups" part. Yeah, right....like you weren't either, BC!

October 26, 2010  
Blogger Moby said...

I particularly love the use 'were' instead of 'where' and his tag line about looking for bodybuilders and manly men. . . I'm still laughing!

October 26, 2010  
Blogger Mathias N Oz said...

Thank you for reminding me why I don't download Grindr.

October 26, 2010  
Anonymous RawForReal said...

Hey, Brett.
Gotta ask you a question: Why do you even CARE what the eyebrow plucker thinks about you?

October 26, 2010  
Blogger Cubby said...

I've never heard of a man plucking his eyebrows, and you all are talking about it like it's a common thing. WTF?!!

October 26, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to Tim?

October 27, 2010  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

Tim is still around.

October 27, 2010  
Blogger Blobby said...

Were the gloves ever on? I mean - really!

October 27, 2010  
Blogger Homer said...

Good lord, how do you feel about nose hair trimmers?

October 27, 2010  
Blogger RG said...

Wait! Wait! Wait! Tim is still around and you're trying to hook-up on Grindr? I mean - no judgment, because you know, I'm a whore, but....details BC. Details.

October 27, 2010  
Blogger Jeff in Toledo said...

Kick ass and take names later!

October 27, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ARE a stuck up bitch. You ignore anyone who is not fuck worthy in your eyes. You are shallow in the extreme.

October 28, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I don't know what he first said to you, why ignore his messages?

If someone shows some interest and / or contacts you / throws you a compliment, the least you can do is say "thanks" and if not interested in chatting then finish of by saying "no thanks". If he continues, then ignore / block his profile and move on. But why ignore him on the onset because you are not the least bit interested?

Call it a form of net-iquette.

I just don't know why people can't show the same common decency online as they do (or should) in person. Maybe my parents raised me differently.

October 28, 2010  
Anonymous charles116 said...

The only guys that should pluck are guys who brows are 1/2 thick to begin with or else you just look like a drag performer on 'her' day off.

October 28, 2010  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

Whenever I sign onto Grindr, I'll get 50 "hey" and "sup" messages. I can't possibly answer all those. So, I only respond back to the cute ones. If you don't get a response back from me, you are not cute. Now you know. ;)

October 29, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT DRAG QUEENS FOUGHT THE POLICE AT STONEWALL, FOR SEVERAL DAYS,IN FACT. TO BE CIVIL IS HARDLY EXPECTING TOO MUCH. I FIND MYSELF WONDERING WHAT PROMPTS SUCH VITRIOL FROM YOU. I CAN UNDERSTAND DISLIKING SOMETHING BUT "HATING" A THING SEEMS IRRATIONAL TO ME. ISN'T THERE ENOUGH OF THAT SORT OF THING AT PRESENT? PLUCK, DON'T PLUCK . . . THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES ABROAD.

October 30, 2010  
Blogger FXOffroad said...

Anyone who thinks you are stuck up has serious self-esteem issues. I don't think you should have to "block the idiot". The idiot should simply leave you alone. Let's face it, you're a celeb - as such ya gotta expect you're gonna attract the good, the bad, and the completely scary whacked out freaks.

October 30, 2010  
Anonymous Pondrossian said...

It's not very nice to post that guys picture you know. In fact, it's mean-spirited, vengeful and seems yo be out of proportion to his 'offense'. Did it make you feel good to do that? If so why? Guy's harmless, maybe an idiot but so what? Everyone needs to settle down, drop the instant anger and just let people be douchebags without adding to dounchebag-dom

October 30, 2010  
Blogger cb said...

I have utterly given up on Grindr. As I don't like queeny guys or twinks, Grindr is not for me.

October 31, 2010  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

I don't understand why you are on Grindr anyway! Don't you have a boyfriend? Or is it just that you are a whore?

November 01, 2010  
Blogger keeprnla said...

Who woulda thunk it? All this because of a little plucker and a hot blooded coonass.

November 02, 2010  

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