The Beauty Contest
In honor of the upcoming Power Bottom Appreciation Day holiday, I thought it would be a good time to go ahead and name some lucky individual "Miss Power Bottom USA".
The contestants:
Melon E. Head:
Insatiable. Competes with Casper the ghost in the lightest skin category. Spends most of her free time tirelessly exercising.
Man Gina Vagina:
Demure. Slutty senior citizen. Spends a lot of time playing with Trom's bone.
Charlene Hilton:
Trampy socialite who is known for high hair and one bitchy attitude. Don't piss her off... or else!
Home Err Squeal:
Down to earth Michigan gal, has a kitty named "Puff", and strongly dislikes Republicans.
Dee Urban Rosebud:
Famous cat blogger, obsessed with buttsex, and has probably sampled well over 1,000 brands of poppers.
Please VOTE NOW:
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, October 13, 2010
10 Comments:
Vote for Charlene!
I am Ms Squeal, and I approve this message!
Oh look, Brett's honing his Microsoft Paint skillz! *claps*
Look Miss Dee Urban Rosebud... don't give me the "CLAPS". I am STD free.
Don't be so "CRABBY" Brett
Grr... I've only had crabs TWICE! They were NIXed!!! (scratch... scratch)
Vote for anyone but Melon E.
I would like to have voted for Ms. Squeal, but she doesn't get around a lot. On the other hand, Ms. Vagina gives a new meaning to power bottom.
(Brett, didn't I give you crabs last night?)
I'm writing in my vote for Brettina Kornholekova.
No Magnolia Thunderpussy? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.
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