The Beauty Contest
In honor of the upcoming Power Bottom Appreciation Day holiday, I thought it would be a good time to go ahead and name some lucky individual "Miss Power Bottom USA".
Melon E. Head:
Insatiable. Competes with Casper the ghost in the lightest skin category. Spends most of her free time tirelessly exercising.
Man Gina Vagina:
Demure. Slutty senior citizen. Spends a lot of time playing with Trom's bone.
Trampy socialite who is known for high hair and one bitchy attitude. Don't piss her off... or else!
Home Err Squeal:
Down to earth Michigan gal, has a kitty named "Puff", and strongly dislikes Republicans.
Dee Urban Rosebud:
Famous cat blogger, obsessed with buttsex, and has probably sampled well over 1,000 brands of poppers.
Please VOTE NOW: