Thursday, July 29, 2010

Is it Time?


A good friend places his hand gently on my shoulder. He pauses to take a deep breath and gives me a caring look. You know the delicate routine. "WHAT?! I'm not some Diva... tell me!!!" He whispers... "It's time".

I give him a puzzled look. "Time for what???" They wink and whisper, "Just for Men". My face flashes a hot red. "Yes, I am well aware I have a budding collection of gray hair on my chin."

Well, I am not one to obsess over anything. I am simply NOT a vain person. There was that one time I angrily threw down my fists at a comment troll who had the nerve to suggest I wore fake eyelashes and used mascara. That was the ONLY Diva temper tantrum I can remember.

Just next week, I'll be in Chicago for Market Days. In a three bedroom apartment, located in the center of it all, there will be six of us sleeping on top of each other. For whatever reason, I have already calculated that I will be the oldest. The second oldest in the group is a whooping FIVE years younger than me. Grrr...

So, I am pondering. Is it time? Hmmm...

PLEASE NOTE: That is NOT me pictured above. I don't have projection issues or a vengeful bone in my body. Ahem. ;)

16 Comments:

Blogger Blobby said...

You're 40. Embrace your Daddy-ism.

I look at it this way - I would KILL for the chance to go grey. It beats not having any hair.

It's the grey chest hair that hurt.

July 29, 2010  
Anonymous hellbill said...

Hair color is for women, and/or desperate, aging, straight men trying to impress women, and/or old, gay trolls trying to hook-up/assimilate with twinks.

Men who take care of themselves physically/mentally/emotionally while aging gracefully/naturally are the sexiest.

July 29, 2010  
Blogger J.P. said...

Just For Men is for girls.

July 29, 2010  
Blogger Princessa lil mexico said...

Grey is the new Black!

I can't wait when I start to go grey! RAWR!

July 29, 2010  
Blogger ryan charisma said...

or you could shave?

July 29, 2010  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

I think grey in facial hair is sexy!

July 29, 2010  
Anonymous Glenn said...

No it's not time. You are fine and sexy just as you are!

July 29, 2010  
Blogger RG said...

It's like shoveling sand against the tide my friend. Just let the natural gray hair come in. You've seen my pics right? Totally white beard and silver hair and I love each and every non-brown hair!

I got used to the gray chest hair AND I got used to the few gray pubes too. It's all good and I'd still do you.

July 29, 2010  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

Congratulations, you were once again, my guy of the day for Wednesday.

July 29, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't do it. If you like the Vincent Price #7 reddish purple effect then ok. Hellbill is correct, that is the sexy way to age.

July 30, 2010  
Blogger Ed said...

Don't do it! You damn sexy just the way you are!

July 30, 2010  
Anonymous stemi said...

grey can be very sexy..look at anderson cooper..the sexiest gay man on the planet..

July 31, 2010  
Blogger Jeff in Toledo said...

If YOU don't like the look, then YOU do something about it. Do it the right way and no one will even know. Stay away from JUST FOR MEN or other over the counter products. You've worked hard to look good, so don't skimp on your hair. Next time you get a haircut, have your hair and beard done at the same time. Use the color and shade God gave you. And make sure it is the SEMI-PERMANENT type. COLOR washes out and Permanent doesn't look natural.

Kid, you're way too young to look "over the hill".

July 31, 2010  
Blogger cb said...

Um, as someone who has had quite the grey goatee for years, let me be frank with you.

Just for men sucks.

It's nearly impossible to match your color and it always looks fakey fake.

July 31, 2010  
Blogger Mathias N Oz said...

Be glad you still have hair bitch, all mine is falling out. my word verify is "splatica" WTH?

August 02, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, it is a good time to admit you are not 19 anymore. grow up and stop being such a baby. you act like a teen most of the time

August 07, 2010  

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