The Glamorous Life
It is 8am. I am putting on a brave face in the dentist chair. What brought me here to this terrifying place? The Mean Girls Club. What is the Mean Girls Club? A little background... The Mean Girls Club is a New Orleans clique that takes great pleasure in tearing down others.
Over the last year, I tolerated -- "We don't even like you!" or "We only hang out with you because you give us money (rent)." Being called a "midget" every weekend made me feel like Cinderella with her ugly step sisters. I often felt mentally abused.
The last straw was when the dumbest Mean Girl poked fun of my "brown tooth". I really didn't have a brown tooth, but over the years it stopped matching the other teeth. I never thought anyone would notice, but leave it to the Mean Girls to discover it and poke fun of me.
One by one... clique members approached and asked if I had a brown tooth. I feigned ignorance, but I could see the dumb one recruiting others to torment me. If a handsome guy approached me, the dumb one would get up and gleefully whisper my horrible secret. OMFG! How much more cruel can these people get?! Why do I even hangout with them?!
I had to explain that the cost of redoing the crown and matching it with to rest of the teeth would cost upwards of $2,000. (crown + laser whitening) It was at this moment I made a vow to exit the clique forever.
It was this memory that kept me going strong as the dental hygienist stuffed my mouth with gauze. Four rounds of laser treatment over two hours left my teeth super sensitive. Then my temporary crown was placed. I was anxious to see if all the misery and pain were worth it.
When the dental hygienist gave me a hand mirror, I almost cried tears of joy. I had a beautiful white smile. No more could I be tortured by The Mean Girls Clique. And that, my friends, is so fetch!
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, June 30, 2010
16 Comments:
It is good that now you have beautiful white teeth. But Brett, you evetually let those mean girls win because you still spend the money and go through the pain of whitening teeth procedure.
I agree with Ice John's World - don't let the mean-ass bitches (because they aren't girls and they ain't no ladies) win.
Now, I'd never dream of advocating violence but if said bitches should trip on their heels and fall down a few, teeny stairs and break a rib or two well, you know, accidents happen ALL the time.
It was a really smart move to get your teeth whitened. Have you made contact with BRAVO or LOGO yet? Keep collecting video footage you can use to pitch your show.
Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen. It ISN'T going to happen!
I made a vow to exit the clique forever.
I like how you think you were actually part OF the clique.
It will just be something else with those Bee-otches...
you need to come back with something, like 'Did you forget to freshen up with the FDS again, cause you smelling a little skanky today?'
Need to give it right back to that big butted bucktooth fool...
Challenge the gurl to a tennis match and then run the twat ragged...
No one picks on my BrettCajun.
wait...you're short?
Spend the money if it will make you feel better. Flash those pearly whites or white next time you see any of the Mean Girls. Just remind them that no matter how Fetch their outside appearance is they'll always be 'ugly' inside.
The Mean Girls are cunts!
Stop worrying about what a bunch of tired, old, has-been hags have to say!!!
You are a very handsome, sensitive, and kind-hearted man, who any guy would be lucky to call a friend or lover. Your slight flaws without a doubt make you even more desirable!!
Tearing down other people usually says more about the insecurities of those who do it, rather than any imperfection in the object of their scorn!
Who gives a fuck what those bitches in the Mean Cunts Club think? Seriously - that's all they can do with their time - gossip about other people? Really? Really?
Good riddance to bad trash.
If they are honestly picking on you about a tooth, then you need to not hang around with these folks.
That really is just mean. No, it's cunty.
Come on man, you should have pounded the fuck out of them and not in a sexual way. Why dont you post pics of these assholes and let us take some shots at them? Better yet, bring a posse of us NYC guys to their next cunt fest and we'll show them mean.
I vote to ditch the bitches... too many great people out there to hang out with people that make you miserable.
AMEN!
if any when I come down your way. Please be sure to introduce me to these bitches! I will cut some!!
I am sure u won't publish this, but here goes.
I heard a rumor the dumb one called room service when she wanted new towels. LOL!
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