Yes, goddammit, I look like a Lesbian in a tracksuit. Pffft.... SCREW YOU. This Lesbian is totally kicking ass. Sunday, I have a chance to clinch first place (and secure a spot in the playoffs) in the Flex League.
I owe all my recent tennis success to the magical power of a Lesbian tracksuit. Make all the U-Haul jokes you want... we Lesbians can kick some ass!
And just so you know, Marjorie, I am not always walking around mean and angry. This blog represents a smidgen of my life. There are lots of happy, lustful, and tender moments. I choose not to share those details, because that would make me seem weak. And I can't have that, can I?