Tracksuit Power
Yes, goddammit, I look like a Lesbian in a tracksuit. Pffft.... SCREW YOU. This Lesbian is totally kicking ass. Sunday, I have a chance to clinch first place (and secure a spot in the playoffs) in the Flex League.
I owe all my recent tennis success to the magical power of a Lesbian tracksuit. Make all the U-Haul jokes you want... we Lesbians can kick some ass!
And just so you know, Marjorie, I am not always walking around mean and angry. This blog represents a smidgen of my life. There are lots of happy, lustful, and tender moments. I choose not to share those details, because that would make me seem weak. And I can't have that, can I?
posted by Brettcajun at Friday, March 26, 2010
17 Comments:
Be careful of tracksuits. Lots of fat people wear them because they are stretchy and don't restrict, so you don't notice how fat you are getting. I speak from experience :(
I like that track suit. But I'm old. I don't care. I still like it. OK yes, I'm fat.
I kinds like it. Or mabe I just like it because I LOVE Glee.
;-)
Oh, lesbians are not sweet or weak. But the question is: can you change my oil and realign my car in 45 minutes or less?
I love me a man in a fine tracksuit! lol! Very 80's love it!
Nice suit but prefer you in the bathtub wet, soaped up, uh, I need to go now...
Nate
I think you look really hot in that tracksuit.
Now get your ass on a plane to Boston so I can rip it off you....:)
I like tracksuits that are a size or two smaller than needed. Shows off the body quite nicely. But only wear them, when working out, Otherwise, they scream "Parvenu" or "Joisey Housewife!!"
You'd be hot in a potato sack, though, Brett!
I've seen you naked. Even lesbians don't have "parts" that big.
At least the track suit is black...I guess it's slimming?
What Project Runway loser designed THAT? With the ruffley white fabric and huge white collar?
Dude, you know it IS acceptable not to have a matching tracksuit-- unless you are auditioning for Real Trailerwives of the Bayou or something.
That's how Sue Cs it.
well..you have been comparing yourself with the lesbian lady on "glee" lately...
"I choose not to share those details, because that would make me seem weak. And I can't have that, can I?"
I think that sums up the whole narcissistic personality disorder thing that was posted as a comment to the previous post. Why are you so concerned about how others perceive you?
You really meant it when you said you were channelling Sue weren't you.
And don't get me started about the whole schizo-typal "lez" writing on the picture...I think shock therapy is in order here ... ;)
I love your work on GLEE good luck LOVE AND HUGS
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