Channeling Sue:
I can be one mean angry lesbian (i.e., Sue Sylvester). It's me against the world. Knock me down, and I'll come roaring back! Don't dare cross me, because even God can't help your woefully unprepared ass. You will get the full brunt of my fury. It ain't pretty.
Which brings me to my point. There has been a lot of chatter recently about me needing therapy. Grrr.... I need therapy?! There is not one goddamn person that is without faults.
You feel the need to tell me what's wrong with me? BRING IT! I relish the thought of confrontation. It would be so delicious to lock your quirky self in an escape proof room just to reduce you to tears. I would be delighted to dress you down and explain what a weird fuck you are!
Do you know what I did in the last 48 hours? I slept 5 hours, leg pressed 550#'s, squatted 350#'s, lunged, leg extended, calf raised, worked 9 hours, DEFEATED the #1 player at the Bocage Racquet Club to thunderous applause and adulation from my team, slept another 4 hours, checked out a disturbance in the chicken pen at 2am, walked around looking for my dogs that escaped, slept 2 more hours, bench pressed 325#'s, worked out back muscles and abs, and made it to work at 7am this morning.
Who is the loser? NOT ME. And that's how Sue C's it!
Which brings me to my point. There has been a lot of chatter recently about me needing therapy. Grrr.... I need therapy?! There is not one goddamn person that is without faults.
You feel the need to tell me what's wrong with me? BRING IT! I relish the thought of confrontation. It would be so delicious to lock your quirky self in an escape proof room just to reduce you to tears. I would be delighted to dress you down and explain what a weird fuck you are!
Do you know what I did in the last 48 hours? I slept 5 hours, leg pressed 550#'s, squatted 350#'s, lunged, leg extended, calf raised, worked 9 hours, DEFEATED the #1 player at the Bocage Racquet Club to thunderous applause and adulation from my team, slept another 4 hours, checked out a disturbance in the chicken pen at 2am, walked around looking for my dogs that escaped, slept 2 more hours, bench pressed 325#'s, worked out back muscles and abs, and made it to work at 7am this morning.
Who is the loser? NOT ME. And that's how Sue C's it!
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, March 24, 2010
15 Comments:
Let's start with the whole assumption that people who need to be in or are going to therapy are losers...
MENTAL NOTE: Jimbo now goes on "The List". Grr...
I'm sorry I was so mean to you Brett. I am just insecure because you make me feel like a lazy turt. I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Why does Brett hate people in therapy?
Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Honey your fine, the rest of the country just does not understand us Cajun folk.
Big secret, we are normal, they are all fu##ing nuts!
Big Hugs
Nate
So Brett, doctors must be for losers too, since only losers get sick. Right?
WHO DAT!? WHO DAT!? WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS!!!
Maybe some gene therapy might help you more. I got a load of DNA I can share with you. If you're nice I'll let you have it.
Awww, I'm just joking Brett! You're so fun, we can resist kidding around with you!
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
But if you never win and don't quit, you are a loser.
Just b/c Sue wears track suits and is in athletics and is a vengeful womyn does not mean she's a lesbian.
May the universe turn the ankles of your enemies, so that you may know them by their limp.
You are rat poison, tooth paste sandwich eating crazy and you know it. Step one is admitting you have a problem. Get your ass to therapy so I don't have to listen to your wacky bullshit. Now come visit me.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
Narcissistic personality disorder is one of several types of personality disorders. Personality disorders are conditions in which people have traits that cause them to feel and behave in socially distressing ways, limiting their ability to function in relationships and in other areas of their life, such as work or school.
Narcissistic personality disorder treatment is centered around psychotherapy.
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