Mardi Gras 2010
Well, I am going to chalk up this Mardi Gras as one for the books. I hosted Carlos (aka "Papi Whore") all weekend. He was treated to cold weather, long walks to the French Quarter, and live gay drama theatre.
What drama? Well, let's look at the first full day of his visit. Carlos asked to play with my iPhone at breakfast. Unbeknownst to me, he posted "I think I'm a bottom, what do you guys think" on my FB page. That quickly generated 36 comments. He cunningly deleted FB from my phone so I couldn't easily find out what he had done.
When I found the slanderous and untrue status update, the gloves were OFF! I posted a fat picture of him and wrote "Someone has been eating too many donuts." Let me tell ya... I had never seen Carlos go from zero to BITCH in 4.5 seconds. Lesson learned... DON'T FUCK with Latinos!
Back at the house, a still steaming Carlos stole my laptop. I chased him all around the house: upstairs, downstairs, round and round the dining room table. I was surprised (considering) that I couldn't catch him. My dogs must have thought we were crazy.
Carlos foiled me by finding a bathroom and locking the door. The Papi Cunt then changed my FB profile pic to a fat one. He threatened to delete all of my FB friends until I kneeled down and apologized.
So, I did my best impression of Carlos at the NYC Eagle. I kneeled down and apologized for being a jerk:
TO BE CONTINUED....