Judging Judy
Is it okay for others to not be like you? If their standards and values are not the same, should you shake your head and silently disapprove? Or should you do like me... rip them a new asshole?
I've been on quite a roll. Call me a "Judging Judy". I don't give a damn. My mood has already been captured and put on display here. Do I feel guilty about it? Hell no. Everybody else has been thinking the same thing. I am the only one with enough balls to jump their ass.
My next target may be a certain two individuals. It takes every fiber of my being to NOT barge into their room with a whistle, bullhorn, and a cattle prod. The biggest weekend of Mardi Gras is only four weeks away. Yet, sloth rules the day. What are they thinking? Are they going to passively lay on their backs and be lazy bottoms? Shouldn't they be ramping up their exercise and working on their torque/friction/stamina? I left them a nasty note this morning. "To Do: 1. Buy dog food 2. GYM".
Come to think of it, my Ex used to irk the hell out of me too. He typically wasted away hours of his life sleeping until Noon. While he snoozed, I bounced out of bed and played three hours of tennis.
At the gym, everything was set at a very underwhelming 50 #'s. Umm... dude... that's like doing girly weights. I could not fathom why he wasn't doing more to fight off the effects of gravity!
Then there was a total lack of preparation for tennis tournaments. While I was taking lessons and lining up quality opponents to prepare months in advance, the Ex would play one match the week of the tournament. Predictably, he would flop out of the first round. I couldn't help but think, "Well, what did you expect dumbass?!"
Which comes to the point of this blog post. There is a reason I am single. It's not because I am bitter or crazy. It's not because no one wants to deal with me AND my OCD. I am just better than anything else I see out there. And that Marjorie... is the ONLY reason I am single. Ahem.
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, January 18, 2010
23 Comments:
Lazy Bottom. Hehehehe.
And, I'm afraid we've got a lot in common. I often speak when others remain quiet.
And you know I love ya....OCD or not.
We really just want to see you naked. So please STFU and pull it out (or post links). MMMMkkkk? haha
and this speaks directly to the reason that you have no friends....
Excuse me? I have LOTS of friends.
Applying your own standards and expectations on others leads to disappointment. Some people just don't act right..... Friend, fan, and blog lover
There is a difference between "fans" and friends.
There's only a rare few bloggers in your circle who can do bitchy as an art form and it's not you.
I love Anonymous commenters. They all have little dicks and are forced into bottomhood.
Careful on that 'girly weights' comment. Some people need to work up to heavier stuff and build up their upper body strength.
But I'm ok w/the rest of the Julia Sugarbaker rant.
Yes...friends and fans are very different. Your "fans" don't know you or they wouldn't be a "fan"....
Nothing more attractive than superficiality. ;-)
Now see, that's the beauty of having your own blog. You can rant and rave as much as you want. Better for your health to get it out, than to hold it in and have your head explode.
Interesting that people post negative comments, but sign themselves Anonymous. What are they hiding?
Lazy Bottoms are the bane of the gay world. LOL
Brett, I think you're leaving those Anonymous comments. I can't believe anybody could be that "ball-less" to seriously write those lame comments.
Jeff:
You should have seen the comments from Anonymous that I rejected. I just let the more humorous ones come through.
Posts like this are the reason I read your blog... Crack me up!
Not all people who are going to comment negatively are Anonymous.
>Is it okay for others to not be like you?<
Of course it is. Unless I missed the part where someone elected you Queen.
It's not your place in life to decide that your friends need to go to the gym more. It's not your place to decide how important someone else needs to consider tennis, or workouts, or whatever. It's not your place to tell people to suck it in or butch it up.
I realize that this is one of the many ways you cope with your own flaws - by attacking the flaws of others - but it's a very unattractive behavior. I'd say that is one among the many, many reasons you're single-and one of the reasons you are always feuding with half of your friends.
If you truly believe you're better than everyone else out there, then nobody else will ever measure up, anyway.
Oh, and so much for "Brett 2.0".
You're right Kevin. HOWEVER, those of us who read this blog regularly already have your number. I know Brett personally and I think he's one of the nicest, most sincere people I have ever met and I'm old.
Wow! That was some mighty evil wind that blew up your hoop-skirt this week! LOL
I love it when you piss and moan about life. And leave the Couch Potatos alone - they'll hit the gym when they're ready. Probably about the time the EMT's and Firefighters have to cut out a wall to get one of them out of the house on a forklift. But hey, more deep-fried power to 'em! LOL
Push them harder, Brett! Those couch potatoes will do what you say eventually! Just like military boot camp!
Jeff in Toledo,
With all due respect, I believe I know Brett "personally" a lot better than almost anyone else posting on this blog, unless one of his other ex's is one of the "Anonymous" folks here. I met him back in 1993 when he was still deeply in the closet, we dated for several months, and we've been in regular contact ever since - especially since we live within a handful of miles of each other.
Brett can indeed, when he chooses, be a very nice person. Most of us can. My guess is that you probably met Brett at some gay blogger's event, where he would have been more subdued because he was around more people he didn't know well and on whom he wanted to leave a good impression.
More than most people I know, however, Brett frequently chooses NOT to be nice. He will be a complete arrogant cunt and attack from nowhere with a nasty insult just because it makes HIM feel superior. It's part of that competitive spirit most of y'all only see in his tennis posts; in reality, he's that way with anything he can manage to turn into a competition.
His most common excuse - "It's the way I was brought up" - has some validity. But as he's pushing 40 and will soon be dragging it, that excuse is wearing thin.
Most of us here - who deal with him on a personal basis regularly - see this side of him that y'all don't. We know he's got the good side; most of us have been the beneficiary of it at one time or the other. But it's an unreliable face he puts on.
Whether or not he approves this post, I don't know. But believe me, I can tell you Brett stories that would make you want to slap him upside the head next time you saw him.
Kevin:
You are not always wise. Weren't you the one to tell me to NOT workout? That it would ultimately make me fat later in life? Well, I am close to 40 and still in the best shape of my life. That prediction has NEVER come true.
Brett,
Your selective memory and hearing are at work again.
I never told you that you should not work out. What I told you, all those years ago, was that you should not head straight into trying to beef up muscle without first getting more control over your then-tendency to pork out. I used the example of someone we both knew who had lots of muscle but never looked "fit" because he also had a layer of fat covering a lot of it as someone who worked out to add bulk only.
And yes, overall you are probably in the best shape you've been in. I'll note that most of that probably comes from playing tennis, because cardio helps you fight that genetic tendency you have towards putting on fat, which is exacerbated by the runs for the border.
As you've probably noticed, when you quit playing tennis for a while, you porked out. When you start up again, you shed fat. That was my point, all those years ago - if you want to look better, the best thing YOU can do, given your body type, is to get cardio exercise. Weightlifting helps, but it's not what's making your body look good.
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