I've been cheated
When will I be loved?
I've been pushed down
I've been pushed round
When will I be loved?
I feel like a Linda Ronstadt song. As you can tell, I have been very
bitchy lately. Why? I dunno. It has nothing to do with needing to get laid, losing in tennis, or becoming Kirstie Alley.
All I know is that I am hoping for someone special to come into my life. Since I get accused of running my blog as a dating service, I might as well give it a try!
I have so much love to give. I am ready for a relationship. The only caveat... I will no longer settle. I deserve a good man with his shit together.
What kind of man do I want? I'll spell it out for you. It would be nice to have a partner who appreciates sports. As an LSU season ticket holder, it makes me cringe to hear someone say "Oh... I'm gay honey! I don't like sportsss... where'sss my Cosssmo?" Ugh. TOTAL TURNOFF.
If you are not athletic, you must at least be willing to workout together. Squishy arms and a flabby ass is not appealing to me. (i.e., your ass shouldn't make a wave when drilled) If you get to play with a hard body, shouldn't I?
Let's talk about pets. I love animals. My dogs are my children. They sleep in the bed with me every
night. Someone would have to accept sleeping with two furry Daschunds. Nothing makes me happier than waking up with those I love. Sharing a bed together is a strong bond that is important to me.
And lastly, I would like to be with someone who will appreciate me for who I am. I can read your thoughts -- "Oh... I wouldn't touch you with a 10 ft pole... you are too high maintenance!" Yes, I am Cajun and a Gemini. There is no hope of changing me or my quirky nature.
You have to realize that I have overcome so much adversity in life. If you see sheer madness, there is a reason. You have no idea about the struggles I have conquered. That's why you'll often find me smiling. My life gets better and better with every passing day. Don't hate my happiness -- appreciate it.
PS - facial hair, a furry body, employment, horndog ways and versatility are extra perks that would get my attention.
Is there anyone out there willing to take up the challenge?