WITCH -- TAKE BACK THAT SPELL!
My dear blog readers... I have quietly tip toed back here before the affliction strikes again. You may have noticed the unusual jaded and bitchiness that has crept upon my blog. I swear it's not me! I think a sinister disposition swap spell has been cast by a well known blogger. It is so obvious. While he's being all horndog and cheery, I have an incurable case of jimboitis.
HELP ME! Make him reverse the spell... before it's too late! Arrggghhh....
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, December 29, 2009
10 Comments:
What can we do to help???
Always quick to point the finger of blame elsewhere!
Hell, we're all entitled to bitch every once in a blue moon. Just don't let it consume you. But it won't with you, Brett. You recognize it, and you won't wallow in self-pity!
Not one for New Year's resolutions. I just like to start the New Year with the best foot forward. Don't forget where you came from, but always look ahead!
Happy New Year, buddy!
Is Brett the Second Coming of Christ?
Let's look at the facts:
1) Both Brett and Jesus preferred the company of men.
2) Both Brett and Jesus speak in riddles making it nearly impossible to understand either one of them.
3) Just yesterday Brett referred to himself as a "Tennis God", although his divinity was questioned by some.
4) Both Brett and Jesus had more than one daddy.
Did I miss anything?
a⋅pol⋅o⋅gize
/əˈpɒləˌdʒaɪz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [uh-pol-uh-jahyz] Show IPA
1. to offer an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury: He apologized for accusing her falsely.
Use apologize in a Sentence
You should probably apologize for being such a creep to clear your conscience.
You shouldn't blog drunk.
I'm just sayin.......
HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED TELEVISION?
Reversing the spell is quite simple...
As Samantha said to Endora:
LLEPS EHT ESREVER
(Spell it backwards, then pronounce it backwards, and it's the incantation to reverse the spell.)
I like the jaded bitchiness. It's hawt.
It may be 'bitchiness' to you, but it's macho to me. More please! ;-)
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you can't pull me down!
Love,
Jimbo the Good Witch
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