Monday, December 21, 2009

Wild Bucking Horse


What is this strange wet-like substance forming in my eyes? What the hell is that?! Isn't this what babies do?! FUCK!

That stupid Susan Boyle rendition of "Wild Horses" got me confused in the head. It brainwashes you into thinking that love can be so strong that it can even supersede DEATH!

I hung around three couples last night at the Bourbon Pub. If you saw how much they cherished each other, it would make you vomit too. Then there was my Ex... always in direct view cutting up and having a good 'ol time.

Slipping in and out of my consciousness was Susan crooning "Wild Horses couldn't drag me away. Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away". BITCH... get those stupid syrupy lyrics out of my head!

Repeat the SINGLE MAN's Mantra:

I will not settle.
I will not settle.
I will not settle.

I don't need a man.
I don't need a man.
I don't need a man.

My dogs did get irritated with me. After jarring them awake for the umpteenth time to tell them how much I loved them, they growled and moved to the foot of the bed. Doh!

20 Comments:

Blogger Brent said...

If YOU can't find a boyfriend, what hope is there for the rest of us.

December 21, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

OMG - stop looking so hard for a BF. He'll come when he comes - no pun intended.

In the meantime, stop annoying your dogs before they chew something to teach you a lesson. LOL

December 21, 2009  
Blogger Larry Ohio said...

"Let sleeping dogs lie". It's an idiom for a reason. They'll get pissed off and bite you. Stop waking your dogs up!

Brett, do you have any idea what you want? I think you know plenty well what you don't want, but what *do* you want?

December 21, 2009  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

Awwh Brett, Be happy with yourself. Just get past the holidays and focus on the little things.

December 21, 2009  
Blogger Amy said...

While I love Susan Boyle, my favorite version of Wild Horses is from The Sundays. (I always think of Fear [the movie] where Marky Mark is all hot creepy stalker.)

December 21, 2009  
Blogger WranglerMan said...

Relax, for God's sake! You have a lot to offer a guy.

Go out and have fun. Meet some guys. If it doesn't work out, so what? You can't have too many friends!

Merry Christmas, Brett! Santa will be good to you.

December 21, 2009  
Blogger Blobby said...

Who cares if your ex is cutting up anything (as long as it's not you!)? You've moved on splendidly.

And you can buck me anytime.

December 21, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously you want e shrew back. Stop denying it and make up with the boy. No matter what you tell yourself, he's why you moved to N.O.

December 21, 2009  
Anonymous RawForReal said...

Oh & by the way...

"Wild Horses" was an awesome Rolling Stones tune that I bought on an "album" when I was much younger.

December 21, 2009  
Blogger Stephen said...

Sweetie,
Take the advice of the others. This is a bad time of year to be single. If seeing your ex at the bar hurts, you, find another bar, or take a vacation from that bar. Ever think he might be doing that on purpose? (Exes are BITCHES, that's why they're exes!) If your dogs eat your shoes, you have no one to blame... You come across as a really sweet guy, but just relax. I was like you for a long time, and then I woke up and realized I was giving my power to others instead of keeping it for myself.(Yeah, it may sound touch-feely-kooky) but I'm sure you can figure out what I mean. Take care handsome. Happy Holidays

December 22, 2009  
Blogger Jim-The Gaudy Garden said...

torturing yourself becomes you. This photo of you is the best yet. (now, where did I put that lunge line?)

December 22, 2009  
Blogger Jeff in Toledo said...

If your "ex" is bothering you, do what I did. I buried him.

December 22, 2009  
Anonymous Manx said...

There appears to be an extremely complicated mind game playing out here for all to watch. Does he - or doesn't he want the Shrew? I'll put my money on he doesn't.

December 22, 2009  
Blogger WranglerMan said...

I may travel to N'awlins in the New Year. How bout I present myself to you, Brett, as a belated Christmas present?

December 23, 2009  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

Hey, that's fine Wrangler... I'd love to meet you finally!

December 23, 2009  
Blogger "Tommy" said...

Don't Give In !!!!!

Keep the Faith!!!!

You can Do It!!!!!

December 23, 2009  
Blogger Ray's Cowboy said...

I fully agree with RG. and Stephen. Take the time and heal. Have you thought your ex was trying to make you feel this way. you know having a good time. You never doen that to someone else before. Brett you are a wonderful person from the stuff I read about you.
I know in time you might find the right person for you.

Hugs
Ray

December 24, 2009  
Blogger massi said...

...so, at least Christmas is over.

I drunk a lot this period...so I couldn't eat too much.

December 26, 2009  
Anonymous Atomic Drudge said...

Brett, Shit or get off the pot.
If it hurts, either cut him out of your life, or admit that you want him back.
But living in limbo is just gonna keep hurting you.

December 27, 2009  
Anonymous Justin said...

Sounds to me like you need to get laid. Just a quick "fuck and leave" to get your mind off o the Ex. Then...stay away from the bars he is at. There are plenty of gay bars in the Big Easy and surrounding areas...leave the quarter...guys there are usually not looking for long time love. If you are just browsing...go to the beach on a warm day and enjoy the scenery(for those of you not in the deep south, yes we have warm days in the dead of winter). There are always plenty of hot guys jogging the Bay St. Louis bridge just over the state line in MS. That is where I go for eye candy instead of a bar. You never know, you might just meet the man of your dreams...I remember you were looking for a fit guy.

December 28, 2009  

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