Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Pocket Meaux


Are you looking for an excellent stocking stuffer for Christmas? Buy a Pocket Meaux! They are friendly and adorable... your whole household will enjoy!

The Brettcajun doll comes complete with leather restraints, a gag, and a bottle of poppers. Retailers have put heavy discounts on the Brettcajun doll after a spike in returns and customer complaints.

23 Comments:

Blogger Larry Ohio said...

Customer complaints?! You need a better class of customer.

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Erik Rubright said...

Does he catch fire when you play with him too much?

December 16, 2009  
Blogger CitizenKurt said...

Ill take 3 please

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Nik_TheGreek said...

looking good mr.

December 16, 2009  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

Congrats on embracing your pocket gayness!

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Bigg said...

I'd love to buy one! Just make sure the gag's included...

December 16, 2009  
Blogger WranglerMan said...

Would love to find you stuffed in my stocking or under my tree!

Merry Christmas, Brett! May all your dreams come true in the New Year!

December 16, 2009  
Anonymous anne marie in philly said...

I'll take one also...I could use a real handsome man about the house!

December 16, 2009  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

I will take one, please. I hope it comes with a very thick cajun accent.

December 16, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be they kept melting in every ones mouth.

December 16, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take one please!

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Julius Seizure - Jim to my Peeps said...

Is there a discount if you buy a pack of 6?

December 16, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

Funny post.

December 16, 2009  
Anonymous RawForReal said...

CAN I GET ONE WITH VISA, MASTERCARD, DISCOVER CARD, PAYPAL, OR AMEX???

PLEASE ADVISE.

THANKS.

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Stephen said...

Customer complaints? No Way Jose. I'll take one. Is he available in leather?

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Brent said...

my only complaint is that it's not available in my area.... but it sure looks hot!!!

(security word... ablehot)

December 16, 2009  
Blogger Ice John's World said...

Look nice there!

December 17, 2009  
Blogger Archerr said...

Okay, you convinced me, I'll take one, too.

December 17, 2009  
Blogger Blobby said...

how long before this ends up on Guys with iPhones?

December 17, 2009  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

Does it come in XXL?

December 18, 2009  
Blogger Rick said...

Does it include free shipping?

December 21, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Merry Christmas and Happy New wish for you and yours.

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December 21, 2009  
Anonymous Buddy said...

I'll take the Malibu Beach Brett with removable thong.

December 29, 2009  

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