Fiery Cock Trouble

Don't let the gorgeous fiery red color fool you, my new Cock is one mean bastard! My neighbor gave me his Cock because he had the misfortune of having two. With only 10 chickens, his Roosters were constantly fighting for Cock supremacy.
My chicken pen had been very peaceful with 11 hens. Now, they are constantly pecked by the new Rooster. I feel bad for them when I see them running around the chicken pen avoiding this beast.
Last night, I had to pop the Rooster on the head three times for being a bully. My hens are only half his size. While they are sitting together in the roost to brave the chilly night, the Rooster takes pleasure in giving them each a hard peck. This makes them squawk and fly out the roost.
I was mad, so I put the Rooster on top the henhouse roof. I stayed there until his feathery ass knew he wasn't going back in the roost. He got the message, because he stayed there alone all night. I felt guilty because it surely must have been cold for him, but I had to show the Rooster who was really BOSS.


16 Comments:
Yes, there's nothing worse than a cock that just will NOT behave!
You are certainly rough on cocks!
I love it when you show us pics of your big cock.
Beautiful cock you got there....let's see you stroke it..
I have to beat my cock into submission, sometimes three times a day. It still doesn't want to behave - I've learned to live with it. (giggle)
love taught me taught me who was who was the boss!
I think he would be best served in a nice stew or gumbo.
Do I hear 'coq au vin'?
As Dr. Phil would say, "we need to learn to respect our cocks"..... personally I'm with you.... pop that sucker on the head 3 times.... I do!
Growing up, we had two cocks on my farm, a red one and a white one. They got in a few little squabbles now and then, but no big cock fights. They'd chase the fuck out of my Mom though and that was awesome!
A cock that could hurt you. Oh, sorry I got distracted.
Poor "Clucky"-- I can only imagine how you show him who's boss...
Sounds like you're gonna have to spank that cock
So what was up with LSU at the end of their game?
So you do have a big, pretty cock!
love your blog bud...
saludos,
raulito
http://fromtop2bttm.blogspot.com/
Sounds like you've got a real mean pecker. But you done the right thing, bud. Show that cock who's boss. Curious about your neighbor. Never met a guy with 2 cocks. Must be nice.
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