Friday, October 30, 2009

Blogger Paparazzi

Durban Bud has a NEW commercial endorsement! First he hawked poppers for G Books, now comes this:

When Durban Bud is not endorsing Vagosene, he is earning street cred by being a potty mouthed rapper:

This photo was found in the Metro Weekly. It totally explains the long pauses between blog posts. TJ moonlights in seedy DC nightclubs as a dirty rap singer!

A mutual friend told me he even has a little ditty about ME! It goes... "Brett Brett Bobbafett. You make this fat girl wet!" Guuuurl... it's time to get yo fat ass back to Results the Gym and come up with better rhymes. Sho nuff!

8 Comments:

Anonymous DrRuss said...

This is an official cease and desist notice to ask you to please remove my picture from your web page. I don't appreciate you putting that person's face on my body. I worked hard to get this body and you "defacing" my image by inserting a man's bearded face will cause irreparably damage to my ability to make money.

Please remove as soon as possible or I will have to contact my attorney.








BTW, you can bottom for me ANYTIME. Happy Special Day. We salute you.

October 30, 2009  
Blogger Larry Ohio said...

Brett, happy special day to you!
Really, you are quite special
Even to your little chicks.
They love and adore you as
That cajun with a fat dick.

Perhaps you are
Overwhelming with your antics.
Whatever, I say!
Endless joy you bring to your
Roaring fans who watch you play.

Boring you are not. You're
Ornery and happy and
The perfect remedy for
This so-called life.
Oh Brettcajun, don't ever stop
Making me want you as a wife.

October 30, 2009  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

Oh... my. I'm not sure how to respond to this. ;-)

October 30, 2009  
Blogger Kelly said...

you guys are killing me!!! too fucking funny...i think the 3 of us and our scruffy beards need to get together and "work" this out... hehehe... I will be glad to "mediate"....hehehehe

October 30, 2009  
Blogger Blobby said...

No one is supposed to use 'BobbaFett' for evil.

No one!

October 30, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

Oh FSM!

October 31, 2009  
Blogger Mike, Studio city said...

Mommy, make it stop, make it stop.

October 31, 2009  
Blogger cb said...

Wow-- I never thought I'd live to see the day when you posted pictures of someone who wasn't YOU on your blog!

Durban Bud is dead sexy too!!

November 01, 2009  

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