It's Gonna Get Rough
Eight of us have passed the challenge. We have made the Flex League Playoffs. We were the best out of twenty-one players spread across three divisions.
Tonight, my first round foe is gonna hear that can of whoopass ripped wide open the moment he walks on the court. I am highly confident because I have beaten him before.
The only thing standing between me and that trophy is some punk ass 22 year old sitting on the other side of the bracket. He already won his first round match and finished the league season with a pretty 6-0 record. (including a victory over me) I'll be goddamn if he relegates me to a second rate lounge act... AGAIN!
Tonight will serve notice for everyone in the Flex playoffs. I'm meaner than ever and I coming for you motherfuckers! Grr...