Charlie Brown Kicks the Ball
As a man of integrity, I must report on a miracle occurence. Four years of domination and a three hundred game winning streak came to an abrupt end last night. It was quite a stunning feat considering the lopsided series.
Whipping Boy shocked me by winning 6-4, 6-3. WTF just happened?! It was a total sucker punch. Is this what it feels like to lose a football game to the Maryland Terps?
My first instinct was to kill myself. I eventually dismissed suicide and settled on wanting to punch something or someone. WARNING: I'm still in angry bitch mode, so please no taunting text messages. I know where you live. CRACKING KNUCKLES.
The cold hard fact is that I have now lost three straight tennis matches. This does not bode well for me considering the Texas Open XXX begins next week. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!