Charlie Brown Kicks the Ball
As a man of integrity, I must report on a miracle occurence. Four years of domination and a three hundred game winning streak came to an abrupt end last night. It was quite a stunning feat considering the lopsided series.
Whipping Boy shocked me by winning 6-4, 6-3. WTF just happened?! It was a total sucker punch. Is this what it feels like to lose a football game to the Maryland Terps?
My first instinct was to kill myself. I eventually dismissed suicide and settled on wanting to punch something or someone. WARNING: I'm still in angry bitch mode, so please no taunting text messages. I know where you live. CRACKING KNUCKLES.
The cold hard fact is that I have now lost three straight tennis matches. This does not bode well for me considering the Texas Open XXX begins next week. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, September 30, 2009
10 Comments:
Dude, that sucks. But its one game and every dog has their day. And you totally have to enter the Texas Open. Because if you don't you'll wonder how you would have done, and that would be even worse.
uh-ho..he's going all Serena on us.
I am so gonna kick your ass!
Fear the Turtle!!!!
Must be your age catching up with you, all these losses!
Aw, sweetie. It will get better. You'll beat him next time. Chin up, 'kay?
Maybe you should look into changing to waterproof mascara and eyeliner.
What the hell? Get your head back in the game! You're gonna kick some major ass in Texas.
Puncing the comment troll instead!
You must be all hormonal 'n shit, you know, since you're eight months pregnant. (giggle)
Seriously, you'll be fine - so you had a set back against your Whipping Boy - big woo.
Now, go do, that tennis voodoo, that you do, so well. Oh, and we want video win or lose. We like sweaty menz videos!
My dearest child,
A least you are in good company. Roger Federer loses one once in a while.
Want to come skiing in Vermont?
They say you should always go with your first instinct.
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