Friday, August 07, 2009

Get What You Want:


Let's be honest. Dating me is NOT for the faint at heart. Rumor is that you are instantly granted an E-ZPass straight through the Pearly Gates if you can last six months. What a deal! Or not...

Hey, I am a Gemini. Add Cajun to the mix, and I am one crazy ass bitch. Sure... there are loads of playful fun, horndog sex, flirtiness with others, immaturity, and some shallowness. Who wants to date me? Any takers? No? Hmpfh!

I have been taking my own sweet time in singlehood. If anyone dared to mention "dating", I stiff armed them and took off running. It's not that I am a bastard -- I just needed time to work on myself.

I am vowing to leave my comfort zone of Trickdom and tip toe right into the dating pool. Please wish those poor bastards luck. They'll need to stock up on Just For Men and LOTS of pills. LOL. ;)

18 Comments:

Blogger ricola said...

Bon Chance, M'sieur.

August 07, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

I could date you - but YOU would be the one who would need the pills.

August 07, 2009  
Blogger Larry Ohio said...

I think the best thing you could do is send out a bunch of naked pics and vids to your readers. That might get you some dates. You have my email address...

August 07, 2009  
Blogger -Tony- said...

Yup, Cajun Geminis are all those things you mentioned.....especially flirty! I dated one for about 8 years.

I think you have it right when you said you'll work on yourself before going out with others.....have fun!

August 07, 2009  
Blogger Mike, Studio city said...

Have a fun weekend. Hugs

August 07, 2009  
Blogger Kelly said...

Jeff, Chris and I are here in TN and love that picture of you... very nice... and you are very date-able...you have lots of love from us here... throw the slab here any day...love ya bud!

August 07, 2009  
Blogger Brent said...

You will have suitors lined up out the door...you are extremely desirable.

August 07, 2009  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

I don't know if I'd date you....but that is a great photo of you!

August 08, 2009  
Blogger matty said...

Awwww, you'll do fine.

...you can't trick forever. eventually the fun turns to boredom then to a constant moaning of empty.

Or, at least that was the way it played out for me by 27. Of course, I was a major slut. ...that didn't help.

August 08, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

According to Homostrology, Gemini and Leos are nearly perfect partners. I'm just sayin'.....

August 08, 2009  
Anonymous Trey said...

well you know if you wasnt such a particular bitcn you might have better luck.. ROFL.. just kidding you know i love you more then my wal mark sack luggage. Anyway you still owe me dinner.. ROFL... pay up bitch.. Love ya

August 09, 2009  
Blogger cb said...

Best of luck with this. From personal experience, I have found that all the good ones are already taken and all that's left are the dregs and the crazies.

August 09, 2009  
Blogger WranglerMan said...

There's a guy out there, Brett, who's going to be one lucky fella to date you. Have fun. Play safe. And stop selling yourself short. I wish I were closer!

August 09, 2009  
Blogger Lango Aurelian said...

Monumental Megalomania.

August 09, 2009  
Anonymous heat said...

I'm 3 days into being single after a good 5+ years of bat shit crazy behavior on the ex's bi-polar ass' part (does bitter look good on me? I have a whole closet.)I bet I could date your for 6 months without batting an eye, lol.

August 10, 2009  
OpenID fendor said...

Best of luck!! I don't think I could ever survive being single again...

August 10, 2009  
OpenID fendor said...

Best of luck!! I don't think I could ever survive being single again...

August 10, 2009  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

I see nothing wrong with taking your time and enjoying your singleness. It has its advantages!

August 11, 2009  

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