Tuesday, August 18, 2009

All Signs Point to Preggers

I am becoming Kirstie Alley. This picture was taken only four days ago at a Tunisian restaurant. I 'm the fat ass American pictured with the Algerian and Tunisian.

My ability to justify almost every predicament is well-known. I could say it has been raining every day in Louisiana. Who can play tennis in the rain? Or I could blame the Isopure protein and creatine I ingest. It's not my fault I chose to take these known weight gainers... Southern Decadence is right around the corner!

So, instead of getting all buff-looking for the South's biggest gay celebration, I am morphing into a fat girl. Arrgh!

16 Comments:

Blogger RG said...

My, but you DO need positive reinforcement don't you? Fine - you're hot, hot, hot. Everyone wants you. Happy now?

You got nasty with these two didn't you? C'mon....you know you did! Don't lie....

August 18, 2009  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

You are so wicked RG. Are you trying to keep a fat girl down? What you need to be doing is jumping on my ass. Tell me to drop the Chalupa and get my ass on a treadmill pronto!

August 18, 2009  
Anonymous Jeff said...

If God had wanted you to go to that whorefest, he would've' given you a body like mine.

August 18, 2009  
Blogger Brent said...

It's just the angle...but who is that guy on the left...more pics of him please!!! oh yeah and of you too

August 18, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

Okay Tubby - PUT THE FORK DOWN. YOU HEARD ME! PUT. IT. DOWN. AND THE BEER TOO! NOW PUT ON YOUR BAGGY RUNNING SHORTS WITHOUT A JOCKSTRAP AND GO FOR A JOG - ALL THE WAY TO BOSTON!

August 18, 2009  
Blogger Mike, Studio city said...

Start cutting back now. It is so hard to loose weight as we get older. No snacking, count calories.

August 18, 2009  
Anonymous DrRuss said...

I happy to like you just the way you are and I would send you a beer anytime. I might have to stop off in LA on my to Houston on my next visit home.

August 18, 2009  
Anonymous DrRuss said...

that should read "happen not happy. See how excited you got me!

August 18, 2009  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

Why on earth are you taking Creatine? That does nothing but make you look bloated.

Put in the work at the gym and leave all of the quick remedies alone.

August 18, 2009  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

How can you love someone else unless you first love yourself?

Gay men don't all have to be Abercrombie & Fitch model thin. Some of us like beefy guys.

August 18, 2009  
Blogger Kelly said...

Honey... where black... it is thinning... white shows everything...well except... anyway, you look fine and have a couple of weeks... you can do it... i thought of you as i was eating jeffs leftover gumbo for breakfast this morning...yes, i am that fat...

August 18, 2009  
Blogger jlo said...

I think that you look real good. I would be happy to hang out/date you just the way you are LOVE AND HUGS

August 18, 2009  
Blogger cb said...

Looks like twins!!!

August 19, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, you ARE getting fat. Glad you noticed!

August 19, 2009  
Blogger Blobby said...

no one is attending this pity party. if nothing else - it's a made up event.

August 20, 2009  
Blogger evilganome said...

Awww..... you're cute as a button. Don't you listen to all those envious old queens.

August 21, 2009  

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