A Skippidity Do Da Day
In times like this... I channel Donna Fargo. Sporting a fake smile, I therapeutically sing: Shine on me sunshine, walk with me world. It’s a skippidity do da day. I’m the happiest girl, in the whole U.S.A.
I am (SNIFF)... 39 years old. Yes... I am one year away from a Daddish "40". Instead of spending the whole day bawling, I am trying to sport a fake smile and a happy face.
Goddamn it to hell... it ain't a working! I'll now desperately cling to that last bastion of being in my 30's. Getting old sux.
Sing with me: There once was a time when I could not imagine how it would feel to say... I'm the happiest girl In the whole U.S.A.