A Marriage Proposal at the Country Club
My agenda was clear-cut. I was determined to work on my "farmers tan" before making a trip far across the desert to see Homer, king of the Tucsonites. I am already pensive that I will be harshly judged on my dog paddling skills in the swimming pool. I am hoping a friendly bear will kindly offer his lap so I can taxi around the pool.
So, here I was sporting my Boiish swimtrunks at the Country Club yesterday. The Country Club is a clothing optional gay resort located just outside the French Quarter. Since my reputation is one of modesty, purity and virtue, I didn't go au naturale.
It was at this place that I got a marriage proposal. A nice 50 year old man from New York was quite smitten with me. I was delighted to make a new friend, so I engaged in some good conversation. Apparently, it is more of a novelty in New York to strike up conversations with total strangers.
Being social comes very easy for me since I have conquered my shyness. But does it hinder me in relationships? Am I simply too much of a social butterfly? Or a handful? Or... GASP... high maintenance? That is what I am pondering now.
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, May 11, 2009
18 Comments:
And you being the polite southern belle that you are with azaleas in your bonnet and all I'm sure you couldn't be rude and just let this Yankee from up north not buy you a mint julep and chat you up.....right?
those Boiish trunks really highlight Slab. Yummm.
You're all of the above...and DAMN, CUTE! Nice swimmies
Nice fur
If you think striking up a conversation in NYC is difficult, you should try it here in Boston. I'm not a native Bostonian, so I'll chat people up. They always look at me like, "You're actually talking to me! Don't you know you're supposed to stand and stare until the bar closes and then bitch about how cold we are? Peasant!" LOL
Nice package in the swim trunks baby.
Arizona will never be the same...Already over 100 here.
you know - I'm mister social too! It's a HUGE change being in a relationship when I have TONS of groups of different friends all over the place! Trying to keep up and keep the home life a happy one... But I think if the situation is the right one... and the guy is the right one... he'll get it and it'll all blend together! I wanna go swimming!
I haven't been to the Country Club in a long time. Glad to know it is still open! Nice package.
I believe you will discover that if one is even somewhat intelligent, it is easy to strike up a conversation in NYC. However, I do recommend that you leave the blue K-Mart "boyish" swim trunks at home and swim nude, like a man. If you can show your hairy belly and outline of your cock in a too small bathing suit to hundred of blog viewers, why not just whip our that cajun cock to the dozen guest at the resort? Have some sweeeet tea and enjoy.
I've found that in most other cities, people are MUCH friendlier than the 'gays' in Boston. I was born and raised here, so I can say it. :-)
RG is totally right. I've seen people spend the entire night staring at one another and not one word will be spoken between them. It's CRAZY.
And that bathing suit is just ADORABLE. ;-)
Nice view.
Damn Baby! Just the outline of your manliness can bring out some crazies, its a good thing you didnt show the full monty! ( that and getting sunscreen EVERYWHERE is not that easy.
As a fellow DEEP SOUTH Southerner who made the big move North, i can tell you that people think I am from the freak show when I just start talking to them. Does not happen up here...so I am sure you were a wonderful surprise to the nice man from New York.
( a heads up, they can learn, but as a rule, they know NOTHING about college football...)
Kyle:
That's because they have crappy teams like Syracuse and Penn State. LOL!!! Have you seen Penn State's ridiculously easy schedule this year? It's downright laughable!
You can leave those swim trunks at home. We skinny dip in Tucson.
Loving the camel toe!
dear me
you do live a wild and exciting life don't you?
How flattering to be asked to marry.
First, WOOF!
Second, being 'social' and being 'high maintenance' are totally different. 'Social' is good! 'High maintenance', not so much.
Hi Brett
It is Tucsonan not Tucsonite. (pronounced Too-sow-nun). Look forward to meeting you, Rich D (the guy who has the pool for v-ball)
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