Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Crack is Whack!

Goddammit. I post a few pics of me running around on the tennis court and a rumor swirls that I have Whitney Houston arms and legs. Hmpfh! My body looks more like a pornstar than a crackhead.

Let me show all of you Diane Sawyers two pics that were taken yesterday...

The very friendly Jorge and Me:

Me and my Super Sweet Doubles Partner Kevin:

16 Comments:

Blogger mikeinbama said...

Don't worry about what people think of you. Just be you! You're a very handsome man with a great body and a quirky personality.

April 21, 2009  
Blogger Mike said...

Brett, At least you are out rhere doing something. You look very nice. I am enjoying your blog more with each visit. You would be very popular here in West Hollywood. All you have to say around here is "tennis anyone" and a crowd gathers. Nuff said bout that. See ya later, Mike studio city, ca.

April 21, 2009  
Blogger -Tony- said...

I still have better arms AND legs.

April 21, 2009  
Anonymous Neil said...

And did you beat Alec from Brazil?

April 21, 2009  
Blogger Mark in DE said...

Who ever said Whitney Houston arms and legs is crazy! Its more like Kathy Griffin arms and legs.

April 21, 2009  
Blogger A Lewis said...

Excuse me, but did you really say "GD"? Oh boy, the lord won't be happy.

April 21, 2009  
Blogger Mike said...

Monsters is the craaaziest people I said to my girlfriend I said. And so are some bloggers. EEE Gad! Mike, studio city, ca

April 21, 2009  
Anonymous Bobby Brown said...

Do you have progeria?

April 21, 2009  
Blogger dickspot said...

I passed Brett on Bourbon Street a few nights ago.......

He Looked Good.............. Short, but GOOD...............

April 21, 2009  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

I thought the photos sweet.

April 22, 2009  
Blogger Moby said...

Nonsense, you are way too skinny to be mistaken for a crack whore.

I'm KIDDING! I've always said it, and I'll say it again, you worry to much about how you think people see you.

*smooch*

April 22, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

OMG! Here's you're ego stroke already: You're Hot - Smokin' Hot. So hot that when you walk down the street, theme music from 70's porn can be heard following you around.

You do not have Whitney Houston, Crack Whore, or chicken legs either. You're body is perfectly proportional and absolutely yummy.

You're wanted and desired and lusted after.

Happy now? LOL

April 22, 2009  
Blogger cb said...

You look nothing like Whitney!

She's taller.

April 22, 2009  
Blogger dickspot said...

How was the food at Muriel's ?????

April 22, 2009  
Blogger FXOffroad said...

Do you get endorsements from Adidas or is matchy-matchy your thing?

You do worry too much what other people think. Maybe that's why you have a blog? Hmmm....

April 23, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brett sportin wood for Jorge?

April 24, 2009  

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