He was not a fan:
Cajuns are an emotional people. We can pretend that things don't bother us, but goddamn it if they do. I will try to put into words what has transpired. My five year relationship is over with E.Shrew. For good.
It is no secret that we have had bumps in the road. Our relationship would pause, stop, and restart again. Sometimes 8 1/2 months later. There was always something pulling us back together. Was it simply a case of better than nothing? I don't know.
What I do know is that life is too short to not be happy. You will not find me jumping for joy or doing cartwheels. I am pretty bummed about the event. I'll be far happier in the long run however.
Before you ask, I have not met anyone. It will just be me and my dogs Boudreaux and Pierre for quite some time. I'll focus hard on sparing my friends from any excessive whining. I think the term for that is atariageism.
Being single is not something that I relish. It seems foreign and places me completely out of my comfort zone. If you see me walking down the street with a pouty lip out, a hug and fub would be nice. I do look forward to happier times.