Friday, February 06, 2009

A Word from your Host:


DISCLAIMER: I should never blog after a gym workout and four sets of tennis. Especially if I haven't had a chance to properly close that can of whoopass. Can you say mega bitchy and in need of a good ________? Oh well... fuck it!

Thanks to all who commented on the "WTF?!" video. Let me reassure you that I have NOT gone mad. Sometimes I feel like acting silly. Or perhaps I take sadistic pleasure in embarrassing my blog character? Hmm...

For those of you who took such great joy in poking fun of me (DBud, Kyle, and Tonka), I am coming after you bitches!

To Father Tony and Ryan Charisma... did my goofy video really need to be critiqued by two goddamn Yanks? I am fully aware it was completely amateurish. This ain't Broadway. Not even close! Jeez...

Worst performance ever CB? Hmpfh! Wouldn't that be your rendition of "Single Ladies"? Though I may be marching along happily towards insanity, my brain will NEVER forget the image of a fat gay man bouncing along to Beyonce.

In conclusion, let me state the obvious... I have come to realize a long time ago that my mission in life is to make you all feel "normal". It's my ticket to heaven! Am I not accomplishing that?

Special thanks to my creative friend Eric from Costa Rica. He made the film strip capturing my various emotions. (click on it... it's cool!) Eric overlooks the crazy and loves me anyway.

YKANTU?

14 Comments:

Blogger (F)redddy said...

Er, uh, awkward.

February 06, 2009  
Anonymous WildCuddler said...

I think my favorite expression is the "You Don't Love Me". The WTF post was a little over the top, but I've learned to expect that from you.

February 06, 2009  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

I enjoyed the video. It's something I've come to expect from your creative brain.

February 06, 2009  
Blogger Mathias N Oz said...

I have never felt so normal in my life... thanks cutie.

February 06, 2009  
Blogger Gary said...

I am so happy you are back to "normal", don'y you just hate that feeling when you mix NyQuil and Jack Daniels? So anyway how about a few more shots of the nipples, it has been a few days.

g

February 06, 2009  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

Bring it!

February 06, 2009  
Blogger RG said...

What? No special call-out for me? Jeesh. I'm insulted.

February 06, 2009  
Blogger Brent said...

I love you no matter what...even when you are a little odd. Keep making the vids and posting pics of your hairy chest.

February 06, 2009  
Blogger Jimmi said...

Creepy! ;)

February 07, 2009  
Anonymous Luther said...

Dear one, It's ok to be crazy cause most folk are, just dont go insane! If you go insane you won't know it but everyone else will! Love your blog and your shortness.

February 07, 2009  
Blogger Vixemale said...

For the record, it took me awhile to get it, but once I did I found it cute and entertaining. I guess in that respect you earned your wings.

February 07, 2009  
Blogger Jim said...

Brett, just keep doing what you're doing. We're all crazy in our own way...

February 07, 2009  
Anonymous ERICK said...

Thanks Brett!! Keep on going!

Erick S.

February 08, 2009  
Blogger ERICK FOSTER said...

OOopss I did it again !! :O)

February 10, 2009  

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