A Word from your Host:
DISCLAIMER: I should never blog after a gym workout and four sets of tennis. Especially if I haven't had a chance to properly close that can of whoopass. Can you say mega bitchy and in need of a good ________? Oh well... fuck it!
Thanks to all who commented on the "WTF?!" video. Let me reassure you that I have NOT gone mad. Sometimes I feel like acting silly. Or perhaps I take sadistic pleasure in embarrassing my blog character? Hmm...
For those of you who took such great joy in poking fun of me (DBud, Kyle, and Tonka), I am coming after you bitches!
To Father Tony and Ryan Charisma... did my goofy video really need to be critiqued by two goddamn Yanks? I am fully aware it was completely amateurish. This ain't Broadway. Not even close! Jeez...
Worst performance ever CB? Hmpfh! Wouldn't that be your rendition of "Single Ladies"? Though I may be marching along happily towards insanity, my brain will NEVER forget the image of a fat gay man bouncing along to Beyonce.
In conclusion, let me state the obvious... I have come to realize a long time ago that my mission in life is to make you all feel "normal". It's my ticket to heaven! Am I not accomplishing that?
Special thanks to my creative friend Eric from Costa Rica. He made the film strip capturing my various emotions. (click on it... it's cool!) Eric overlooks the crazy and loves me anyway.