Stoner Goat
E.Shrew and I stumbled upon a nanny goat in the Faubourg Marigny this past weekend. She was just minding her own business walking the streets with a dog collar around her neck. Most disturbing to me was that she seemed stoned!At first, I thought something must have surely happened to my friend Joe. I whispered... "Is that you Joe? Have you been reincarnated?" It totally makes sense that Joe would come back as a goat. Fortunately, Joe is still alive and kicking as a human in SF. I checked in with his "Uncle Ralph" to be sure.
We eventually found the rightful owner, who was bitchy and snapped at us for being concerned. Apparently, it is common knowledge that the goat is always out roaming the streets. Hmpfh! Excuse us for being concerned Lady!
I have been humming along a tune in Stoner Goat's honor ever since the encounter...
Stoner Goat
Stoner Goat
With creepy yellow eyes
Stoner Goat
Stoner Goat
Why you be walking these streets?
Stoner Goat
Stoner Goat
How many joints have you smoked?
Stoner Goat
Stoner Goat
It was good to meet a creature stranger than I.
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, February 17, 2009
11 Comments:
Now that's funny.
Excellent work. Cute goat.
I'm SOOOO jealous that you guys are out and about wearing shorts!!
I'm tired of wearing layer upon layer every time I leave the damn house.
I think farm animals always look stoned. I just assumed it was all that grass they ate.
Sweet pic!
She lucky someone doesn't get her goat, the old hag.
Did you feed that goat some of that Marti Gras that was hanging from the trees?
I think you also must have had some wacky weed with the goat!!! Are we going to hear the stoner goat song on video sometime soon...??
LMAO ........ the bipolar lyricism/ invective that is this Blog continues.......LOL
HA HA HA HE HE HE ..................
Brett. My Husband and I will be leading the March down Royal Street on Tuesday (Mardi Gras ) in front of the Society of Saint Anne Parade.
I will be dressed as Lorenzo de Medici. He will be dressed as the Duc d'Orleans........ we do hope to see you in your unflappable SOBRIETY !!!!!!!!
My Dearest and Best Friend, Henri Schindler, designed the floats for the REX Pageant Uptown, and on Canal Street. The Theme is, "The Spirits of Spring".
Mardi Gras in New Orleans is more than drunk people. There is Pageantry, Revelry, and Beauty.
The Press doesn't report this.
And YOU in your narrow-minded invective, infested Blog, perpetuate the Myth.
To ALL YOU BRETT FANS.....
go to Amazon.com and buy the books of Henri Schindler. SEE the Beauty and Art that is the REAL Carnival... not the debauchery that Brett in his bitterness perpetuate.
Mr. Schindler's Flammarion published book is the best (though rare)
They are ALL good. And illustrate the History and Beauty of Carnival in New Orleans.
Oh, and Bloggers... I REALLY want you to see the Beauty of what I am talking about....... go to
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Over 130 years of New Orleans Tradition.
Their eyes are so weird! Cute animals anyway! That reminds me Heidi (The Cartoon)
Doesn't that goat resemble Michael Phelps, if you squint your eyes real hard?
OMG they will eat anyting and all the time, can you imagine what would happened after they hit the bong-
There go the trees in city park!
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