Judgemental Mary
Mardi Gras is in full swing in New Orleans. Quite frankly, I am so sick and tired of you drunk people. It is not a lifestyle that I support. You people have nasty beer breath and just piss everywhere. Do you know that you have a good chance of turning yellow and dying a horrible death from cirrhosis of the liver? NOT FUN!Being a drunk is just not something I aspire to be. My goal is to live a very fit and healthy lifestyle. I don't smoke and drink only sparingly if I absolutely must.
Let us pray that Lent is here soon enough and you bad Catholics give up drinking for 40 days. I'll be praying for your liver.
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, February 16, 2009
20 Comments:
I'm confused. Are you the pot or the kettle?
I thought you lived out in the boonies anyways?
We hit the Mardi Gras parades in Galveston this weekend. I know, I know...not the same thing. But I DID enjoy showing my tits for some beads.
Let's just paint with a REAL WIDE brush, Brett.
Not everyone who goes to Mardi Gras is a chronic drunk. It IS possible that some people love Mardi Gras, get a little bit tipsy and spend the remainder of the year in dignified sobriety.
You see.... THIS is EXACTLY what is so annoying about you. You hurl these invective-laden tirades to the very people who read your Blog. It's hostile, uncalled for and NOT pretty.
There have been SOOOOOO many pictures of you in the Bourbon Pub and other places in the Quarter. You are a fucking hypocrite.
Did someone throw up on your shoes or something?
Wha?
Someone exerted peer pressure to make "boring" me drink nasty ass Tequila shots on Friday night. Because of it, I felt like shit all Saturday. I made a vow on that fateful day to launch a crusade against public drunkeness.
Drink your juice Shleby!
Great I am not a drinker!
amen
I laughed so hard I spilled my juice
Ah Lent
But does anybody down there really 'chill' for lent?
I would think the barons would be in dry crusts if people did not drink for 40 days/nights.
well, start brewing your tea honey, because Opershrew is coming to town with 5 Germans.
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You're so cute standing on that soapbox.
I think if I lived on new Orleans I'd take vacation at mardu gras every year.
But I'd stick around for southern decadence.
Thanks Mike. It's so nice that YOU appreciate the little fiery Southerner in me.
As cute as you are, and as much as I love your little hairy nipples, please take the corn cob out of your ass and get on with life. If there were not thousands of people in this town drinking themselves into oblivion throwing their cares (and undies) to the wind your taxes would be so high no one could afford to live here. So either shut up or put out. I would prefer the putting out part.
I'm all with you on healthy lifestyle.
I am soooo embarrassed, upon re-reading my post (after several hours of naps and many Tylenol) I realized how bitchy it sounded. I guess the hang over from all that I ingested at the Bourbon Pub was having a negative impact on my attitude. Please forgive me, I still just love your beautiful eyes and your little hairy nips, and if you want to replace the corn cob go right ahead. To paraphrase Vera Donovan in Delores Claiborne “…. sometimes all you got left in life is to be a bitch”
Bad Catholics don't give up drinking, hello. We drink to forget how ashamed of ourselves we are, being sinners in the eye's of the lord and all ;)
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