I just want to get something off my chest. What is so fucking wrong with my nipples? I am tired of reading the comments... "Ewww... stop showing your nipple!" Exactly what is wrong with my nipples? Sure, they are "ant-bite" size... but so what? Just because they are tiny doesn't make them ugly.
And what is really the point of judging another man's nipples anyway? Biologically, we all began life as females with ovaries and clits. Without sufficient estrogen, the fetus becomes a male after 6-8 weeks after conception. The male nipple becomes essentially useless unless you are like me and derive sexual pleasure from sucking on and playing with them. I personally get excited when mine are tugged on.
Just let me assure you small nip haters that it could be way worse. If you don't believe me, then let me deeply ingrain your brain with the following visual:
Do you find this nips & chest combo sexy? Hmm? Or would you settle for my small nips? Yup. Thought so! Leave it to me to always take the NUCLEAR OPTION when making a point. :) Don't fuck with me. Mmmkay?