Beauty Pageant? What Beauty Pageant?
When I first learned there was a Beauty Pageant that I was not even nominated for, I was filled with utter rage! I just wanted to reach through my computer screen and knock Kelly Stern upside the head with my shoe.
Why the violence tinged with bitterness? Because Kelly Stern entered under the "Silver Fox" category. He is my same age!!! (38) You vile sorry
Personally, I would have entered under the "Boy Next Door" category. Yeah, my denial goes unchecked... but whateva! Let me live in my own crazy bubble world. I am calling all attention whores to help Kelly Stern win her first EVER beauty pageant. You can vote for the old gray mare HERE.
Everyone should win at least one beauty pageant in their lifetime. I know I will forever cherish my "Mr. Bayou Grizzly 2006" leather sash. You wouldn't believe how many times the title has come in handy whenever my friends call me FAT or TOO SKINNY. I can forever remind them of the time my tear stained face won in front of a packed house at George's Place in Baton Rouge. :)
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, October 08, 2008
15 Comments:
I thought silver foxes were old men in their fifties...
You would THINK! Kelly must be desperate. That's going to be embarrassing if Kelly loses this beauty pageant. All her dreams will be crushed!
Kelly deserves it, but i want to know is why the current #1 and #2 are even in the Silver Fox category... I got undies older than them - come on..
Brett, you are the ultimate beauty queen. Tell Kelly to stop trying so hard.
Woof!! Kelly - you got my vote.... *drool*
Ummm thanks for the plug... and the category is for those of us over 30... Brett we should be proud of our looks at our ages.. i think we are better than some of those in the other categories who are years younger than us... thanks for all the votes... i am now in 4th...
I may be in a bear beauty contest at Bear Bust in Orlando in two weeks, wish you were there.
You're SO silly, Brett. That's why I love you so much.
I'm surprised you didn't enter the "Passed Around Party Bottom" category. I guess there is always next year.
Alas, the closest I ever got to winning a beauty contest was being asked to model some clothes at the B and B fashion show.
Wow, I didn't realize how much weight you've gained since that picture was taken.
Kelly...drool.....drool....droll
Isn't the term "Bayou Grizzly" just a local name for nutria?
OMG! I think you may have channeled/discovered your Inner Gay Suzanne Sugarbaker@
Brett, you have some of the most beautiful eyes I've seen. AND, that smile would win any beauty pageant if I were the judge. Greg in Knoxville
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