The World According to Brett
Good morning America! What a beautiful Monday morning in south Louisiana. Do you know that the LSU Tigers are now #3 in the AP Poll? Yep! How BAMA leapfrogged LSU is beyond me, but us Tiger fans will have a lot to say about that on November 8th. Trust me.... the SEC Nation is NOT happy about the resurgence of Alabama, which is coached by Satan himself.
Besides loving the drama of college football, I spent my weekend doing my part to keep America's obesity rate from hitting 100%. That's right you buffalo butts. I have played tennis 17 out of the last 20 days. That is INSANE, but I am gearing up for the Texas Open 2008 in Dallas on Octber 11-13th.
In the Big D, I will be staying with the ever charming Francisco and his hot jalapeno partner. They both are of the Hispanic persuasion, which is dangerous because I have a fondness for it. Hispanics are mostly "exotic" in Louisiana, but you do see more of them coming across the border from Texas. Francisco is quite the formidable tennis player himself. I just hope we don't face each other in the finals, because I wouldn't want my iced tea laced with ex-lax or something.
For this tournament, Whipping Boy and I will once again do our comedy routine as doubles partners. All joking aside, we have advanced out of the first round in the last two tournaments. We have yet to put a major dent in a bracket together though. I will be cracking a whip on him in these next two weeks. The time to solidify the team is NOW!
One more thing... I was quite the bitter fag when I read news that Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. It felt as if Scarlett just pissed in my Lucky Charms. BITCH! Get your hands off my man. He's mine! Am I the only gay man in mourning over this news?