Auburn Fans: WE SMELL YOUR FEAR!
Now that hurricanes are out of the way and SEC teams are beginning their league football rivalries, I am turning my attention to college football. The reigning BCS National Champions, LSU TIGERS, travel to Jordan-Hare Stadium on Saturday to play the GAYEST team in the SEC... the Aubie Tigers! I can already hear the Aubie fans clapping and cheering to, "It's so Gay to be... an Auburn Tiger! It's so Gay to be... an Auburn Tiger!"
There is no other team, except for perhaps USC, that I loathe more than the Auburn Tigers. Auburn is like your ugly step sister. She is bratty and annoys the fuck out of you. You just want to punch her in the cunt and pull on her pig tails. Thank God, Alabama recruited Satan to start putting annual ass whoopings on the Aubies.
LSU once again has a strong football team this year. The 2-0 LSU team is currently ranked #6 in major polls. The only questionable area going into this game is the inexperience of Sophomore quarterback Andrew Hatch and redshirt freshman Jarrett Lee. If the offensive line protects them well, our defense and running game may carry us to victory.
Will 2008 be LSU's third BCS National Championship? (2003, 2007, 2008?) Stay Tuned...
And ignore the ramblings of a mad and delusional Aubie named Patrick. CRAZY!
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, September 16, 2008
13 Comments:
"...to play the GAYEST team in the SEC... the Aubie Tigers!"
did you use 'GAY' as an insult?
on purpose?
oh no. that's not right.
I object. regardless of silly footbal crap.
It's Patrick's fault Ryan. When I think of Auburn football, I think of Patrick's Peaches Whore Off Entry.
First off, I hate Auburn as well!
Secondly, I can't wait to get to Baton Rouge in November so I can personally give you the beat down you rightly deserve. (just kidding, I wouldn't want to hurt that pretty face) I can't wait for Saban to come back to LSU and probably give you guys your 3rd or 4th lost of the year.
Roll Tide, Baby!
LSU has a five game winning streak against Alabama. If the Tide couldn't stop the streak at Bryant-Denny Stadium last year under Satan, they sure in the hell can't roll into Baton Rouge victorious!
Geaux Tigers!
My father-in-law was a Tiger, ran track in the 30's... 'legend' says he was 'Mike's Roommate' under the stadium...
Brett You're right !
Auburn is the worst.... and Toobervile will NEVER be forgiven for being disrepectful to LSU by smoking cigars on the field of Tiger Stadium after an Auburn victory there.
I take special joy in the knowledge that in the past 4 years LSU has won 2 National Championships in seasons when we weren't even undefeated.... and Auburn had a perfect season and didn't even get to play in the Championship Game !!!!!! That must GALL them !!!!!!!!
Hatch is going to get hurt. Maybe Y'all can get Perrilloux back. War Damn Eagle!
From 1969 till 2000 Alabama did not lose a game to LSU in Baton Rouge!
We're going to bring the streak back!
ROLL TIDE!
Oh Brettly...that smell isn't fear, it's your upper lip...you've been sniffing your own armpits too much.
Speak all you want, but come 11:30pm on Saturday night, you're going to be in a PAIN CAVE!
OH, mikeinbama, I'll forgive you for defiling the name of the Fiercest and Most Majestic live mascots in college football by using it for your own scrawny self.
However, I do need to point out that every time LSU plays Tulane we score a at least ONE offensive touchdown.
.....oh. and we ALWAYS beat UL Monroe.
Back in the Midwest we had 3 hateful teams - Notre Dame (evil) MSU (upstarts) and OSU which is to awful to even contemplate.
Geaux Aeauxburn!!!!
I hop eyour team wins.
Ray
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