Auburn Fans: WE SMELL YOUR FEAR!
Now that hurricanes are out of the way and SEC teams are beginning their league football rivalries, I am turning my attention to college football. The reigning BCS National Champions, LSU TIGERS, travel to Jordan-Hare Stadium on Saturday to play the GAYEST team in the SEC... the Aubie Tigers! I can already hear the Aubie fans clapping and cheering to, "It's so Gay to be... an Auburn Tiger! It's so Gay to be... an Auburn Tiger!"
There is no other team, except for perhaps USC, that I loathe more than the Auburn Tigers. Auburn is like your ugly step sister. She is bratty and annoys the fuck out of you. You just want to punch her in the cunt and pull on her pig tails. Thank God, Alabama recruited Satan to start putting annual ass whoopings on the Aubies.
LSU once again has a strong football team this year. The 2-0 LSU team is currently ranked #6 in major polls. The only questionable area going into this game is the inexperience of Sophomore quarterback Andrew Hatch and redshirt freshman Jarrett Lee. If the offensive line protects them well, our defense and running game may carry us to victory.
Will 2008 be LSU's third BCS National Championship? (2003, 2007, 2008?) Stay Tuned...
And ignore the ramblings of a mad and delusional Aubie named Patrick. CRAZY!